tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78144328198942078952023-11-15T23:19:08.113-08:00Nancy Jo's JokeboxNancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.comBlogger170125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-36669663585254000952014-04-18T18:44:00.000-07:002014-04-18T18:49:17.804-07:00Talk about a heavy-weight psychic<em>* NOTE: These jokes about my psychic healer are just that jokes! My actual healer is amazing and talented. He literally helped me save my life. Leave a message if you want details or information.</em><br />
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I went to a numerologist seeking an answer to an extremely important question – specifically, should I use Revlon Color Number 56 or Revlon Color Number 57? <br />
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I asked my psychic if I was going to make it big in Hollywood. He said my butt is already almost as large as Kim Kardashian’s.<br />
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When I first started working with a psychic healer, he told me his practice did not include cards – specifically my overdrawn Visa card.<br />
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My psychic also doesn’t depend on a crystal ball to light his way. He just flips a switch to illuminate his crystal chandelier.<br />
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My psychic healer is good. The first time we met, he saw me coming two blocks away. He said I was easy to see since I weighed 256 pounds and was wearing a bright red dress, oversized shoes and a clown nose.<br />
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Before I lost 110 pounds, I really was larger than life and Paris Hilton’s bank balance.<br />
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If you’re wondering how I lost more than 100 pounds in two years, I’ll tell you. After 23 months of complaining, I left my spouse.<br />
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I don’t know why I’m still working with my psychic. Thanks to Facebook, I already know what all of you had for dinner.<br />
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I plan to observe Easter with a bunch of chocolate bunnies and eggs. But you won’t catch me singing that “Easter Parade” song because Mom told me never to chew with my mouth full.<br />
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Just wondering – if a bee is allergic to honey, will he or she break out in hives?<br />
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<strong>PERFORMANCE SCHEDULE</strong><br />
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<u>SATURDAY, APRIL 19 – 2:30 PM (Standup)</u><br />
Million Laughs Clean Comedy Show<br />
Country Villa Bay Vista Assisted Living<br />
Long Beach, CA<br />
** Private Show<br />
** If you would like to book the Million Laughs Clean Comedy Show for your next event or fund-raising activity, contact Yvonne and Will Morton: <a href="mailto:Will@MillionLaughs.com">Will@MillionLaughs.com</a><br />
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<u>TUESDAY, APRIL 22 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</u><br />
“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />
Next Stage Theater<br />
1523 N. La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 if you mention my name – otherwise $30<br />
** Valet parking available<br />
** Bring your own refreshments<br />
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<u>WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</u><br />
“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />
Next Stage Theater<br />
1523 N. La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 if you mention my name – otherwise $30<br />
** Valet parking available<br />
** Bring your own refreshments<br />
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<u>SATURDAY, APRIL 26 – 7 PM (Theater)</u><br />
“Midnight Cry” – written by David Wooten, directed by David Wooten and Betty Jewell Slater<br />
Fox Theater<br />
301 N. Garey<br />
Pomona, CA<br />
** Doors open at 6 pm<br />
** For ticket information: <a href="http://www.quietfirepro.com/">www.quietfirepro.com</a><br />
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<u>SUNDAY, APRIL 27 – (Film)</u><br />
Shooting on location<br />
Los Angeles, CA<br />
** Closed set<br />
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<u>TUESDAY, APRIL 29 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</u><br />
“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />
Next Stage Theater<br />
1523 N. La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 if you mention my name – otherwise $30<br />
** Valet parking available<br />
** Bring your own refreshments<br />
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<u>WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30 – 9:30 PM (Theater</u>)<br />
“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />
Next Stage Theater<br />
1523 N. La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 if you mention my name – otherwise $30<br />
** Valet parking available<br />
** Bring your own refreshments<br />
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<u>TUESDAY, MAY 6 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</u><br />
“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />
Next Stage Theater<br />
1523 N. La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 if you mention my name – otherwise $30<br />
** Valet parking available<br />
** Bring your own refreshments<br />
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<u>WEDNESDAY, MAY 7 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</u><br />
“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />
Next Stage Theater<br />
1523 N. La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 if you mention my name – otherwise $30<br />
** Valet parking available<br />
** Bring your own refreshments<br />
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<u>SATURDAY, MAY 10 – 2 PM (Standup)</u><br />
Million Laughs Clean Comedy Show<br />
Veterans Hospital<br />
Los Angeles, CA<br />
** Private Show<br />
** If you would like to book the Million Laughs Clean Comedy Show for your next event or fund-raising activity, contact Yvonne and Will Morton: <a href="mailto:Will@MillionLaughs.com">Will@MillionLaughs.com</a><br />
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<u>TUESDAY, MAY 13 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</u><br />
"Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />
Next Stage Theater<br />
1523 N. La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 if you mention my name – otherwise $30<br />
** Valet parking available<br />
** Bring your own refreshments<br />
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<u>WEDNESDAY, MAY 14 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />
“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />
Next Stage Theater<br />
1523 N. La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 if you mention my name – otherwise $30<br />
** Valet parking available<br />
** Bring your own refreshments<br />
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<u>TUESDAY, MAY 20 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />
“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />
Next Stage Theater<br />
1523 N. La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 if you mention my name – otherwise $30<br />
** Valet parking available<br />
** Bring your own refreshments<br />
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<u>WEDNESDAY, MAY 21 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />
“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />
Next Stage Theater<br />
1523 N. La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 if you mention my name – otherwise $30<br />
** Valet parking available<br />
** Bring your own refreshments<br />
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<u>TUESDAY, MAY 27 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />
“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />
Next Stage Theater<br />
1523 N. La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 if you mention my name – otherwise $30<br />
** Valet parking available<br />
** Bring your own refreshments<br />
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<u>WEDNESDAY, MAY 28 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />
“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />
Next Stage Theater<br />
1523 N. La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 if you mention my name – otherwise $30<br />
** Valet parking available<br />
** Bring your own refreshments<br />
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<u>SATURDAY, MAY 31 – DETAILS TO COME (Standup)</u><br />
Dream Street Foundation 2nd Annual Fund-raising Comedy Show<br />
Knights of Columbus Hall<br />
224 ½ Sepulveda<br />
Manhattan Beach, CA<br />
** Open to the public<br />
** Proceeds benefit Dream Street Foundation’s Summer Camp Scholarship Program to send children with cancer to summer camp<br />
** For information on Dream Street Foundation: <a href="http://www.dreamstreetfoundation.org/">www.dreamstreetfoundation.org</a><br />
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<u>TUESDAY, JUNE 3 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />
“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />
Next Stage Theater<br />
1523 N. La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 if you mention my name – otherwise $30<br />
** Valet parking available<br />
** Bring your own refreshments<br />
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“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />
Next Stage Theater<br />
1523 N. La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 if you mention my name – otherwise $30<br />
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<br />Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-57692601447566331802014-03-13T07:27:00.001-07:002014-03-13T07:27:52.416-07:00Irish eyes get criticized for smilingSt. Patrick’s Day is Monday March 17. If Irish eyes are smiling and the world seems bright and gay, does this mean people won’t celebrate if they’re against same-sex marriage?<br /><br />A lot of people strongly believe men should not marry men. Well if I listen to 99 percent of the married women I know, women also shouldn’t marry men.<br /><br />Speaking of St. Patrick’s Day, if the luck of the Irish was really lucky, that leprechaun wouldn’t need to wait until after it rained to find pots of gold.<br /><br />Last year, I learned the hard way that you can still get pinched on St. Patrick’s Day if the green you’re wearing happens to be spinach between your teeth or guacamole on your lapel.<br /><br />There’s a good reason fish don’t eat guacamole. They don’t want to be green in the gills.<br /><br />We’re currently in the midst of the Lent. I observed it yesterday when I cleaned that little tray in the clothes dryer.<br /><br />I didn’t see the point in going to church on Ash Wednesday. At my house, Ash Wednesday is any Wednesday if I’m cooking dinner.<br /><br />I decided not to give up anything for Lent. It is simply too difficult to give up writing jokes about stupid politicians.<br /><br />People tell me I’m too critical of members of Congress. On their behalf, I do realize politicians don’t have all the answers. But how do you solve a problem like Maria? And how do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?<br /><br />I watched the Academy Awards and I was amazed. All those superb actors can memorize pages and pages of a script. But when some of them give acceptance speeches, they need notes to remember how to say, “Thank you!”<br /><br />When Jared Leto wishes upon a star, do you think he wishes upon himself or Matthew McConaughey?<br /><br />I am an overachiever. I hired a personal trainer to get to my idea weight. When I weighed this morning, I discovered I reached it and exceeded it by 32 pounds.<br /><br /><br /><strong>SEE ME LIVE:</strong><br /><br /><u>Saturday, March 15 – 7 pm (standup)</u><br />* Million Laughs – Private Show<br />Joseph House for men in recovery<br />Santa Ana, CA<br />** If you would like to hire Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe to perform for your next party or fund-raising event, contact Will and Yvonne Morton: <a href="mailto:will@millionlaughs.com">will@millionlaughs.com</a><br /><br /><u>Sunday, March 30 – 7 pm (standup)</u><br /> * Million Laughs – Private Show<br />Shawl House for women in recovery<br />San Pedro, CA<br />** If you would like to hire Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe to perform for your next party or fund-raising event, contact Will and Yvonne Morton: <a href="mailto:will@millionlaughs.com">will@millionlaughs.com</a><br /><br /><u>Saturday, April 26 – 7 pm (theater)</u><br />“Midnight Cry” – Written by Danny Wooten<br />Directed by Danny Wooten and Betty Jewell Slater<br />Fox Theater<br />Pomona, CA<br />* $20 balcony, $30 orchestra<br />** Tickets available at NewCo Media Center, Pomona, CA<br />** For info: 877-816-5757<br />** <a href="http://www.quietfirepro.com/">www.quietfirepro.com</a><br />*** Keep checking as a second show may be added
Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-53235605103397824222014-01-01T23:36:00.001-08:002014-01-01T23:36:07.312-08:00Loving one another doesn’t always include neighborsI’ve already broken my New Year’s resolution to love my neighbor. I had every intention of doing that, but his wife had me served with a restraining order.<br /><br />Actually, I only made one New Year’s resolutions this year. It was not to make any.<br /><br />I knew better than to make a New Year’s resolution to drop a few pounds. Hey, I know me. I have no intention of going shopping in England – not until the exchange rate gets better.<br /><br />Vidal Sassoon used to say, “If you don’t look good, I don’t look good.” I guess he stopped saying that because he thought we looked like crap.<br /><br />A lot of people strongly believe men should not marry men. Well if you listen to 95 percent of the married women I know, women also shouldn’t marry men.<br /><br />I read ingredient lists because I like to know what is in my food. I learned bromate potassium, which is an agent to help bread rise, is often used in flat bread.<br /><br />This kid asked me if I was older than dirt. I said, “No, Dirt is one year, seven months, two weeks, four days, eight hours, 52 minutes and 47 seconds older than I am.<br /><br />January 3 is National Festival of Sleep Day. I imagine die-hard fans spend the year dreaming of this.<br /><br />January 21 is Squirrel Appreciation Day. I probably won’t celebrate because I’m not sure I will ever appreciate some of the members of Congress.<br /><br />January 27 is National Punch the Clock Day. I refuse to observe it because I don’t want to hurt my knuckles.<br /><br />January 30 is National Inane Answering Message Day. My message will be: “Hi! If you’re a bill collector, leave your address. I have a huge pile of bills I can send you to add to your collection.<br /><br />
<strong>SEE ME LIVE:</strong><br /><br /><u>Wednesday, January 8 – 8 & 9:30 pm (theater)</u><br />“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />Next Stage<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $30 – contact me in advance and I can get you in for $15<br />** Bring your own refreshments<br />** Valet parking available<br /><br /><u>Friday, January 10 –8 pm (standup)</u><br />The Rain Nightclub<br />Show produced by Spanky the Truth Miller, headliner seen on “The Late Show” with David Letterman<br />12215 Ventura Blvd<br />Studio City, CA<br />** Doors open at 7:30 pm<br />** Free parking<br />** $10, includes free admission to after party<br />** No drink minimum<br />** Must be 21 years old or older<br />
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<u>Monday, January 13, 2014 – 8 pm (inspirational speaking and standup)</u><br />Women Artists Network<br />Simi Valley, CA<br />** PRIVATE SHOW<br /><br /><u>Wednesday, January 15 – 8 pm (theater)</u><br />“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />Next Stage<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $30 – contact me in advance and I can get you in for $15<br />** Bring your own refreshments<br />** Valet parking available<br /><br /><u>Wednesday, January 22 – 8 pm (theater)</u><br />“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />Next Stage<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $30 – contact me in advance and I can get you in for $15<br />** Bring your own refreshments<br />** Valet parking available<br /><br /><u>Wednesday, January 22 – 8 pm (theater)</u><br />“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />Next Stage<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $30 – contact me in advance and I can get you in for $15<br />** Bring your own refreshments<br />** Valet parking available<br /><br /><u>Wednesday, January 29 – 8 pm (theater)</u><br />“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />Next Stage<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $30 – contact me in advance and I can get you in for $15<br />** Bring your own refreshments<br />** Valet parking available<br /><br /><u>Wednesday, February 5 – 8 pm (theater)</u><br />“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />Next Stage<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $30 – contact me in advance and I can get you in for $15<br />** Bring your own refreshments<br />** Valet parking available<br /><br /><u>Saturday, February 22 – TBD (theater)</u><br />“Midnight Cry”<br />Fox Theater<br />Pomona, CA<br />** Details to comeNancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-82975404813844208712013-12-09T14:35:00.000-08:002013-12-09T14:35:29.169-08:00Christmas cheer generates laughterIt is beginning to look a lot like Christmas, which means the carpet in the hall is covered with pine needles and needs to be vacuumed.<br /><br />All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. Santa, just make sure they’re gold.<br /><br />My ex-husband used to love decorating for the holidays. He especially loved decking the holidays with Holly. She’s the reason we’re divorced now.<br /><br />When my ex-husband wasn’t decking the halls with holly, he dressed in gay apparel and sang, “Hark” with that Angel Harold.<br /><br />My boyfriend tried to pick out the star to put on top of my Christmas tree. I told him Kim Kardashian isn’t really a star.<br /><br />While children are anxiously waiting for Santa, I am waiting for Godot.<br /><br />Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer might not have a shinny nose if he used Cover Girl products.<br /><br />The star literally asked to be put on top of the Christmas tree this year. That is because Tom Cruise is too short to climb up there by himself.<br /><br />When Tom Cruise wishes upon a star, does he wish upon himself or does he wish upon George Clooney?<br /><br />I decided to stop chasing my dreams and start living them. Well, they run a lot faster than I do.<br /><br />I used to have a hard time telling people, “No.” That’s how I ended up with twins.<br /><br />The other day, a kid asked me if I was older than dirt. I said, “No, Dirt is 62.”<br /><br /><br /><strong>PERFORMANCE SCHEDULE</strong><br /><br /><u>Tuesday, December 10 – 8 pm (theater)</u><br />“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />Next Stage<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 – contact me in advance and I can get you in for $15<br />** Bring your own refreshments<br />** Valet parking available<br />**THIS IS CLOSING NIGHT SHOW FOR THIS CAST<br /><br /><u>Wednesday, December 11 – 9:30 pm (theater)</u><br />“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />Next Stage<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $30 – contact me in advance and I can get you in for $15<br />** Bring your own refreshments<br />** Valet parking available<br /><br /><u>Wednesday, December 18 – 9:30 pm (theater)</u><br />“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />Next Stage<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $30 – contact me in advance and I can get you in for $15<br />** Bring your own refreshments<br />** Valet parking available<br /><br /><u>Saturday, December 21 –8 pm (standup)</u><br />Santa Monica Hostel<br />Show produced by Howard Berger, national headliner and writer for Rodney Dangerfield<br />1435 2nd Street<br />Santa Monica, CA<br />** PRIVATE SHOW<br /><br /><u>Friday, December 27 –8 pm (standup)</u><br />The Rain Nightclub<br />Show produced by Spanky the Truth Miller, headliner seen on “The Late Show” with David Letterman<br />12215 Ventura Blvd<br />Studio City, CA<br />
** Doors open at 7:30 pm<br />** Free parking<br />** $10, includes free admission to after party<br />** No drink minimum<br />** Must be 21 years old or older<br /><br /><u>Wednesday, January 8 – 9:30 pm (theater)</u><br />“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />Next Stage<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $30 – contact me in advance and I can get you in for $15<br />** Bring your own refreshments<br />** Valet parking available<br /><br /><u>Monday, January 13, 2014 – 8 pm (inspirational speaking and standup)</u><br />Women Artists Network<br />Thousand Oaks, CA<br />** PRIVATE SHOW<br /><br /><u>Wednesday, January 8 – 8 and 9:30 pm (theater)</u><br />“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />Next Stage<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $30 – contact me in advance and I can get you in for $15<br />** Bring your own refreshments<br />** Valet parking available<br /><br /><u>Wednesday, January 15 – 8 pm (theater)</u><br />“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />Next Stage<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $30 – contact me in advance and I can get you in for $15<br />** Bring your own refreshments<br />** Valet parking available<br /><br /><u>Wednesday, January 22 – 8 pm (theater)</u><br />“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />Next Stage<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $30 – contact me in advance and I can get you in for $15<br />** Bring your own refreshments<br />** Valet parking available<br /><br /><u>Wednesday, January 22 – 8 pm (theater)</u><br />“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />Next Stage<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $30 – contact me in advance and I can get you in for $15<br />** Bring your own refreshments<br />** Valet parking available<br /><br /><u>Wednesday, January 29 – 8 pm (theater)</u><br />“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br />Next Stage<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $30 – contact me in advance and I can get you in for $15<br />** Bring your own refreshments<br />** Valet parking available<br />
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<u>Wednesday, February 5 – 8 pm (theater)</u><br />“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube<br /> Next Stage<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $30 – contact me in advance and I can get you in for $15<br />** Bring your own refreshments<br />** Valet parking available<br />
Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-40696344859434769082013-10-17T10:25:00.005-07:002013-10-17T10:30:47.637-07:00Love sometimes means having to say, "Goodbye"<strong><em>NOTE: Unlike my typical weekly posts, this one is not meant to be humorous or even to entertain. I merely want to pay tribute to a friend I lost – a friend who gave me 18 ½ years of love and joy. I only tossed in a couple of jokes to help me cope as I feel and heal. Meanwhile, after much consideration, I have decided to revert back to weekly Wednesday posts beginning next week. Thanks for reading.</em></strong><br />
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I’d like to think I have a big heart – one that’s bigger than Paris Hilton’s inheritance and Kim Kardashian’s butt.<br />
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I’d like to think my heart is filled with gold since my jewelry box isn’t.<br />
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I’d like to think I always feel empathy for others. But the authentic truth is I have trouble allowing my feelings and my heart to meet.<br />
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For the past 18 months, I’ve been working with a spiritual healer because I want to live authentically in my heart. I’m starting to move there from my mind madness. But I still have a lot of coordinating to do with the moving van driver of my soul.<br />
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However, I made great strides this week when I had to say “goodbye” to one of my best friends. Her name was Maggie May. She spent 18 years giving me a lifetime – her’s – of unconditional love.<br />
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I didn’t want to say “goodbye.” I wanted to believe that was the day when a special cat really had nine lives. But it’s OK because it seems as if she gave me more love and joy in her one lifetime than perhaps nine human friends have given collectively within their lives.<br />
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That is not to say people don’t love me because they do. It’s just to say Maggie May was here for a reason and that reason was me.<br />
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She just made me think the world revolved around her. It was a cat thing written into her job description.<br />
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I met Maggie May in the spring of 1995. She had no identity. In fact, she was being called “Nona” – which stood for “No Name” – by her rescuer, a college student who found and saved two newborn kittens after they were dumped at the University of Texas football stadium in Austin.<br />
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Nona was a little bundle of nameless fur who couldn’t see the world. When she and her sister were dumped, neither had opened her eyes for the first time. But these kittens didn’t need to see to know they were needed to teach some humans valuable lessons about love. Somehow they knew they just needed to be. But then again, they were ultimate Zen creatures. They were cats.<br />
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Nona had to be rescued a second time within her second month of life. That’s because the college student was moving from San Antonio to Austin where she would attend graduate school. The girl could take all but two of her belongings – Nona and her sister.<br />
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This came at a time when I was searching for someone to share my San Antonio apartment. When I decided to adopt one of the kittens, I was delighted to think I found a great roommate – one who wouldn’t leave dirty dishes in the sink or hair in the bathroom drain. But I wondered how I was going to choose the right pet for me.<br />
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Fortunately, I didn’t have to make that decision because Nona did the cat thing. She chose me. There was magnetic energy shining from her large, inquisitive green eyes. This beautiful, gray, long-haired tabby wasted no time in giving me her sniff test. And, I passed. OK, Nona actually liked the scent of the spearmint gum she fished from my purse. She definitely had me at first purr.<br />
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The first thing I wanted to do when I got her to my apartment was to give my new friend a real name – one she wouldn’t confuse with the disciplinary sounds of “No no!”<br />
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The first thing she wanted me to do was learn that all 4 pounds of her were going to rule. I was merely allowed to remain in the castle because she needed a servant.<br />
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What did she need from her servant besides human fingers and toes to attack?<br />
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She needed a warm lap for an after meal nap.<br />
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She needed scratching behind the ears and strokes under the chin. She needed to invent games she would always win.<br />
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She needed someone to watch her eat. She needed someone responsive when she begged for a treat.<br />
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She needed someone who knew breakfast was served at 4:30 each day. She needed someone who would stop what the person was doing when the cat wanted to play.<br />
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She needed a human to be her friend. She needed a companion she could love to her end.<br />
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Being a drama queen, I thought such a majestic creature should be named for a character in a Tennessee Williams play. I decided if my pet was on a hot tin roof, she’d be a cat on a hot tin roof. Therefore, Maggie was a perfect name. The May came from the long-standing Texas tradition in which mamas give babies two first names.<br />
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Maggie May and I would go through a lot during the next 18 years. We’d survive bouts of cancer, broken limbs and burst ear drums. We’d survive two cross country moves. We’d survive welcoming people in and out of our lives. But we had each other, and that worked for us.<br />
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I gained her confidence as a somewhat savvy roommate. But Maggie May learned much faster than I did. In less than a week, she knew the word “treat” started with T. She proved to be trilingual as she responded to “din din” in English, Spanish and German.<br />
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She forgave me when I fell short. Sometimes I just didn’t know exactly what “meow” meant. A lot depended on the tone as if Maggie May was communicating in an Asian dialect. Sometimes “meow” meant “feed me.” Sometimes “meow” meant “leave me alone.” Sometimes “meow” meant “stop what you’re doing and spend time with me.” But when Maggie said, “Meow,” it also always meant, “I love you no matter what.”<br />
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Maggie May lived most of her adult cathood being larger than life. She was shrewd. She would devour dinner I gave her and then trick my former male companion into refilling the food bowl. Maggie May would lead the way into the kitchen and keep glancing from empty bowl to human and back to the bowl. She obviously inherited her award-winning acting skills from my drama queen background.<br />
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We tried putting her on a diet but found little success. We finally decided to just love all 18 pounds of her just as she was.<br />
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During the course of my healing journey that began 18 months ago, my life completely changed. I shed weight. I said goodbye to my human mate. I moved to a new apartment and into a new life. Maggie May stayed with me through it all despite her own personal changes.<br />
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While my healing continued to become more obvious to the masses, 10 months ago, Maggie May’s health started to decline. She suffered a stroke, which affected her mobility and her ability to jump into her favorite spots – the window sill, my bed, my lap. But she never stopped leaping into my heart.<br />
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She later suffered two more strokes and kept losing weight until she dwindled to 4 pounds. I prayed and meditated in search of answers of what to do and what would be best for my friend. Should I choose euthanasia or let her die organically?<br />
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Again, Maggie May proved to be the queen in charge. She also once again proved she was much more savvy than me. She consulted my healer who happens to have psychic abilities and the gift to communicate with animals.<br />
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Here’s where you can scoff if you want as I really don’t care. I was a skeptic until my healing journey began. Since then, I’ve seen constant evidence that when I quit living in my head and set up residence in my heart, anything and everything is possible because of God’s love.<br />
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Maggie May set the ground rules. And she continued to prove, that being the queen and being in charge are not the same as being selfish. She communicated to my healer several things. Maggie May contended she didn’t want to be euthanized. She wanted to travel organically when she checked into her hotel in Heaven. She also didn’t want me to be present as she wanted to cross over with dignity and without the pain of watching my heart bleed.<br />
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She was indicating it had always been about the servant instead of the cat. She just made it appear to be about her because it was a cat thing. It was part of her job description.<br />
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She crossed over on her terms the evening of Sunday, Oct. 13. I was on stage making people laugh but my heart was crying because I somehow knew my friend was gone.<br />
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As I told joke after joke and kept getting laughs, my feelings moved from my ego and into my heart. I wanted to hold Maggie May once more. I wanted to tell her again that I loved her just before she breathed her last breath. I wanted to cry.<br />
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But she wanted to be in charge. Of course, she got her way because I was a servant and Maggie May was my queen.<br />
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She left me the same way she entered my life, as a teacher of what love should be. She made me let her go on her terms – and unconditionally.<br />
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To say I’m not sad would be a total lie. But it’s OK. As I continue to mourn for the loss of my friend, my healer just reminded me, “life never ends and love never dies.” When I’m totally healed and move out of my mind and into my heart, I’ll have Maggie May’s memory as a roommate and a constant reminder life is all about love.<br />
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<strong>Rest in peace, Maggie May! I hope they have spearmint gum in Heaven.</strong></div>
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Sunday, October 20 – 8 pm (standup and sketch comedy)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Sketch Up”</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$15</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Tuesday, October 22 – 8 pm (theater)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Next Stage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$20</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Wednesday, October 23 – 8 pm (theater)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Next Stage</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$20</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Saturday, October 26 – 7 pm (standup)</span></u></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">** PRIVATE SHOW</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Little House Recovery Home</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Bellflower, CA</span><br />
*<span style="font-family: Calibri;">*<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>To hire Million Laughs Clean
Comedy Troupe for your next function, contact Will or Yvonne Morton at </span><a href="mailto:will@millionlaughs.com"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Calibri;">will@millionlaughs.com</span></a><br />
<br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Tuesday, October 29 – 8 pm (theater)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Next Stage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$20</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Tuesday, November 5 – 8 pm (theater)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Next Stage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$20</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Monday, January 13, 2014 – 8 pm (inspirational speaking and standup)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">** PRIVATE SHOW</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Women Artists Network</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Thousand Oaks, CA</span><br />
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<o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;"></span></o:p> </div>
Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-67492040761769690382013-10-07T23:20:00.001-07:002013-10-07T23:26:21.846-07:00Halloween horror stories involve Congress<span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="color: red; font-family: Calibri;"><em>** Due to a hectic production schedule, Nancy Jo will begin updating this site each Monday. Thanks for reading. Until next week, keep laughing.</em></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">It is not too early to start selecting
your Halloween costume.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I want to go as
the scariest person on Earth.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But it’s
hard to pick just one member of Congress.<o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Halloween ain’t as fun as it used to be
– especially since my neighbors now make me trick or treat online.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
<br />
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Last Halloween, I performed standup
comedy at a private party in a haunted house.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>It was awful.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Every time I told a
joke, the ghostly residents booed.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
<br />
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Things always go bump in the night at my
house.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But that doesn’t mean the place
is haunted.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It means I run into stuff if
I’m not wearing my glasses.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
<br />
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Republicans didn’t seem to have any
trouble shutting down the government.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>It’s too bad they can’t seem to shut the mouths of Rush Limbaugh and
Michele Bachmann.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">In October 1889, Thomas Edison showed
the first motion picture.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It was a
silent film.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Afterwards, he said, “If
you want sound, buy one of my phonographs.”<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">After Thomas Edison showed the first
motion picture, critics reported, “His bird shadows on that wall were
great.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But, he needs to work on his
bunny ears.”<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">The Peanuts gang celebrated Charlie Brown’s birthday this
month.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Shroeder said he’ll provide
entertainment if the arthritis isn’t flaring in his fingers.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Last year, the little red-haired girl attended Charlie Brown’s
birthday party.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>All I can say is she
desperately needed a dye job.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">I can’t prove this, but I’m pretty sure Charlie Brown’s teacher
spoke English as a second language.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">People told me I need to do a lot more writing on the fly. But,
I refuse to do that because the fly won't stay still.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">There's a good reason fish don't eat guacamole. They don't want
to be green in the gills.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
<strong>
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">SEE ME LIVE<o:p></o:p></span></strong><br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Wednesday, October 9 – 8 pm (theater)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Next Stage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$20</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Sunday, Oct. 13 – Noon (standup)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">** Fundraiser</span><br />
<span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Christian Community Church<o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
<span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">11030 La Maida St<o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
<span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">North Hollywood, CA <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>91601</span></span><br />
<span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"></span></span><br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Sunday, October 13 – 8 pm (standup and sketch comedy)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Sketch Up”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">TreStage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
$<span style="font-family: Calibri;">15</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Tuesday, October 15 – 8 pm (theater)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Next Stage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$20</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Wednesday, October 16 – 8 pm (theater)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Next Stage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$20</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Sunday, October 20 – 8 pm (standup and sketch comedy)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Sketch Up”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">TreStage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$15</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Tuesday, October 22 – 8 pm (theater)<o:p></o:p></span></u><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Next Stage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$20</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Wednesday, October 23 – 8 pm (theater)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris Berube</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Next Stage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$20</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Saturday, October 26 – 7 pm (standup)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">** PRIVATE SHOW</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Little House Recovery Home</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Bellflower, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>To hire Million Laughs Clean
Comedy Troupe for your next function, contact Will or Yvonne Morton at </span><a href="mailto:will@millionlaughs.com"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Calibri;">will@millionlaughs.com</span></a><br />
<br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Tuesday, October 29 – 8 pm (theater)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Next Stage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$20</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Tuesday, November 5 – 8 pm (theater)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Next Stage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$20</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
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<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Monday, January 13, 2014 – 8 pm (inspirational speaking and standup)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">** PRIVATE SHOW</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Women Artists Network</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Thousand Oaks, CA</span>Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-24236004212807471942013-09-26T23:21:00.002-07:002013-09-26T23:21:58.042-07:00Living a heavy-duty lifestyle<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">I am an
over-achiever.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I set out to achieve the
weight of 125 pounds.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I made it to 144
pounds.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood is the
only place on Earth where you are expected to be light in weight to be a heavy
weight.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I came to Hollywood
to become larger than life.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I figured I
could do it because my butt was almost as large as Kim Kardashian’s.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">People in Hollywood
are obsessed with weight.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If you believe
the experts, two out of three people are really three out of four.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I recently lost 120
pounds.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I got a divorce.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">They say what goes
up must come down, but that usually doesn’t apply to bank interest payments or
weight.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">My agent said I’d
be more marketable if I dropped a few pounds.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>But, I have no desire to go
shopping in England – not until the exchange rate gets better.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">My agent said I’d
be more marketable if I dropped a few pounds.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>I sure hope so because if I drop those pounds on my feet, I’m going to
need the money to hire a podiatrist.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I have set a weight
loss goal for myself.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’m proud to say
that when I stepped on the scales this morning I reached my idea weight.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I also exceeded it by 21 pounds.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I hired a personal
trainer and told him I want to look like a size zero Hollywood starlet next
month.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>After he finished scoffing, I
told him it could happen if I hold down the starlet and stuff her with pizza.</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong>SEE ME LIVE</strong></span><br />
<br />
<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Sunday,
September 29 – 8 pm (standup and sketch comedy)<o:p></o:p></span></u><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Sketch Up”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">TreStage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$15</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;"></span></u><br />
<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Wednesday,
October 2 – 8 pm (theater)<o:p></o:p></span></u><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Angel Academy” – written
and directed by Chris Berube</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Next Stage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$20</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Saturday,
October 5 – 8 pm (theater)<o:p></o:p></span></u><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Wonder Women – written
and directed by Chris Berube</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Next Stage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$20</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Sunday, October
6 – 8 pm (standup and sketch comedy)<o:p></o:p></span></u><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Sketch Up”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">TreStage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$15</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Wednesday,
October 9 – 8 pm (theater)<o:p></o:p></span></u><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Angel Academy” – written
and directed by Chris Berube</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Next Stage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$20</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Sunday, October
13 – 8 pm (standup and sketch comedy)<o:p></o:p></span></u><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Sketch Up”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">TreStage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$15</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Wednesday,
October 16 – 8 pm (theater)<o:p></o:p></span></u><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Angel Academy” – written
and directed by Chris Berube</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Next Stage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$20</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<o:p><span style="text-decoration: none;"><u><span style="font-family: Calibri;"></span></u></span></o:p><br />
<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Sunday, October 20
– 8 pm (standup and sketch comedy)<o:p></o:p></span></u><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Sketch Up”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">TreStage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$15</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<br />
<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Wednesday,
October 23 – 8 pm (theater)<o:p></o:p></span></u><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“Angel Academy” – written
and directed by Chris Berube</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Next Stage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1523 N La Brea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hollywood, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">$20</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bring your own refreshments</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Valet parking available</span><br />
<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;"></span></u><br />
<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Saturday,
October 26 – 7 pm (standup)<o:p></o:p></span></u><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">** PRIVATE SHOW</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Million Laughs
Clean Comedy Troupe</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Little House
Recovery Home</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Bellflower, CA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">**<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>To hire Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe
for your next function, contact Will or Yvonne Morton at </span><a href="mailto:will@millionlaughs.com"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Calibri;">will@millionlaughs.com</span></a><br />
<br />
<u><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Monday, January
13, 2014 – 8 pm (inspirational speaking and standup)<o:p></o:p></span></u><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">** PRIVATE SHOW</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Women Artists
Network</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Thousand Oaks, CA</span></span><br />
Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-71510776464426849522013-09-12T23:44:00.000-07:002013-09-13T00:03:25.975-07:00Just how old is dirt?<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
A kid just told me I was older than dirt.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He said he knew that to be a fact because Dirt is the kid's 5-year-old brother.</div>
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My friend said I should be ashamed to admit my age.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But I'm not.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I love going into restaurants and getting the senior citizen discount.</div>
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Although I'd like to think I'm still young, I did join AARP – the Anti-Arthritic Remedy Program.</div>
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It's now hip for people to go around calling older women, "Mama."<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I hate that.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But grandma just won't stop.</div>
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They say God gives everyone free will.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I wish God would tell my attorney that because that lawyer tried to charge me $500 for a will.</div>
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Miley Cyrus is scheduled to host "Saturday Night Live".<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The show's writers are elated.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They said they don't need to write jokes for her because her costumes are funny enough.</div>
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Rodents in the Massachusetts state capitol are chewing up senators' microphone wires and causing such a nuisance that elected officials can no longer keep candy in their desk drawers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And all this time, I thought voters were responsible for bringing in the rats.</div>
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A U.S. Senate panel approved a measure to design a journalist.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The definition is:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>"Tattletale."</div>
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If you think two heads are better than one, you obviously have a better hairdresser than Donald Trump.</div>
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Next time someone tells me it isn't in the cards, I'm going to accuse them of stacking the deck.</div>
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<strong>SEE ME LIVE</strong></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 14 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 – 8 PM (Sketch and Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Sketch-Up" – Directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">TreStage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $15 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 – 8 PM (Sketch and Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Sketch-Up" – Directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">TreStage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $15 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 12pt 0pt 0in;">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 – 8 PM (Sketch and Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Sketch-Up" – Directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, OCTOBER 26 – Details to come (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Million Laughs Clean Comedy Show<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Bellflower, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">If you would like to hire Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next function, contact Yvonne or Will Morton at </span><a href="mailto:will@millionlaughs.com"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="color: blue;">will@millionlaughs.com</span></span></a><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2014 – 8 PM (Inspirational Speaking & Standup)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** PRIVATE SHOW<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Thousand Oaks, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<em>** NOTE: Due to a demanding performance schedule, beginning this week, Nancy Jo's Jokebox will be updated each Thursday instead of on Wednesday as in the past. Thanks for reading and keep laughing. </em></div>
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A stitch in time may save nine.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But nine what?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And why can't they save themselves?</div>
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It's been said a penny saved is a penny earned.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But I've yet to find a bank that offers such a good return on my investment.</div>
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Have you ever had those days where everything seems annoying?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>For me those days were called August.</div>
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I just love living in Hollywood.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Everyone there has a dream that's bigger than life, bigger than Paris Hilton's bank account and bigger than Kim Kardashian's butt.</div>
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Education Secretary Arne Duncan said teenagers could get the most from their classroom time if school districts started classes later in the day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I think they'd get more from their classroom time if they just paid attention and stopped texting.</div>
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The reason smart phones are so smart is because even almost every student takes a phone to school.</div>
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Scientists at the University of Minnesota's Center for Applied Research and Education Improvement contend teenagers' brains have a different biology than brains of other humans.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I guess that proves teenagers aren't human!</div>
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Medical professionals recommend students get between 8 ½ and 9 ½ hours of sleep the night before class.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If studying long hours is making them tired, they should hire me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>For $8 an hour, I'll take a nap for them."</div>
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People are complaining because some of the newer smart phones are going to be larger than those currently on the market.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The complainers just don't want us to be able to see all the grammatical errors in their poorly written texts.</div>
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The soon to be released Samsung Galaxy S5 is supposed to be foldable.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Critics say that option may be gambling with simplicity.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If I were a gambler, I'd bet the smart phone is smart enough to let the texters know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em.</div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 7 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 – 8 PM (Sketch and Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Garret Morris's Downtown Blues & Comedy Club<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">618 S Broadway<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Note New Address for Venue – Club is inside Les Noces Du Figaro<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><a href="http://www.bluesandcomedy.com/"><span style="color: blue;">www.bluesandcomedy.com</span></a><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 – 8 PM & 9:30 pm (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 14 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5</span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 – 8 PM (Sketch and Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"The Sketch Comedy Show" – Directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">TreStage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 – 8 PM (Sketch and Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"The Sketch Comedy Show" – Directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">TreStage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p><span style="text-decoration: none;"></span></o:p></span></u></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p><span style="text-decoration: none;"></span></o:p></span></u></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 – 8 PM (Sketch and Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"The Sketch Comedy Show" – Directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">TreStage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5</span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<strong></strong>Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-19041919681495270192013-08-28T16:52:00.000-07:002013-08-28T16:52:08.077-07:00September is a silly month<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
September 8 is National Date Nut Bread Day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I tried celebrating that last year and refuse to do it again.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That nut bread didn't even thank me for taking it to dinner.</div>
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September 10 is National Swap Ideas Day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It would be nice if members of Congress celebrated that.</div>
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September 11 is National No Good News Day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This means politicians have an excuse to say something stupid.</div>
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September 13 is National Defy Superstition Day and National Fortune Cookie Day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I think I'll defy superstition by eating a fortune cookie.</div>
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September 20 is National Punch Day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Line up behind me if you want to throw a couple at politicians.</div>
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September 21 is International Peace Day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We can celebrate if we do a good job on September 20.</div>
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September 22 is Elephant Appreciation Day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'd rather celebrate National Punch Day.</div>
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September 23 is Dogs in Politics Day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>How quickly we forget Elephant Appreciation Day.</div>
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September 30 is National Mud Pack Day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It was never approved by Congress.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When politicians debated it, there was a lot of mudslinging.</div>
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Speaking of mudslinging, I used to work for an environmental agency in charge of cleaning up pollutants.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The union presented a great plan to get rid of slime, but management refused to be fired.</div>
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<strong>SEE ME LIVE</strong></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 – 8 PM & 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 7 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 – 8 PM (Sketch and Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"The Sketch Comedy Show" – Directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">TreStage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 – 8 PM & 9:30 pm (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 14 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 – 8 PM (Sketch and Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"The Sketch Comedy Show" – Directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">TreStage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 – 8 PM & 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 – 8 PM (Sketch and Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"The Sketch Comedy Show" – Directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">TreStage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 – 8 PM (Sketch and Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"The Sketch Comedy Show" – Directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">TreStage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">2</span></u><u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2014 – 8 PM (Inspirational Speaking & Standup)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Private Event<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Women Artists Network<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Thousand Oaks, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-90517887223338877732013-08-21T19:05:00.000-07:002013-08-21T19:05:56.822-07:00Free stuff will cost you<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
If the best things in life are free, that explains why insurance premiums are so expensive.</div>
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I'm great at multi-tasking.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Every time I dye my hair, I redecorate my bathroom.</div>
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I love getting lifetime opportunities for free stuff you can get for three easy payments of $19.95.</div>
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If the three easy payments for those free lifetime opportunities were really easy, the people extending the offers would be making the payments for me.</div>
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I want to know how the person offering me a free hair transplant for three payments of $19.95 knew I needed new hair as a result of tearing out all of mine while trying to cope with the distraction of getting several costly offers for free hair.</div>
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President Barack Obama has a new dog named Sunny.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She loves to run especially when she sees Joe Biden approaching.</div>
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Why are blue plate specials at restaurants always served on white plates?</div>
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August 21 is National Senior Citizen's Day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A lot of people look forward to being seniors so they can collect Social Security.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Some government officials call Social Security fixed income.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I wish they would fix it.</div>
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I'm looking forward to being a senior citizen so I can do all those things I haven't had time to do such as play Bingo, visit the grandchildren I don't have and travel to Canada for cheap prescriptions.</div>
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<strong>SEE ME LIVE</strong></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 21 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 24 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2014 – 8 PM (Inspirational Speaking & Standup)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
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Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-46208272808552430162013-08-14T07:15:00.000-07:002013-08-14T07:15:09.248-07:00Dreams of being larger than life<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
People come to Hollywood with dreams to become bigger than life.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They also want to be bigger than Paris Hilton's bank account and Kim Kardashian's butt.</div>
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Hollywood is the only place I know where people who want to bigger than life starve themselves to become a size zero.</div>
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If you listen to obesity experts in Hollywood, two out of three people are actually three out of four. </div>
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I'm on a major weight loss plan.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'm glad to say that when I weighed this morning, I had reached my goal – and surpassed it by 27 pounds.</div>
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I hired a personal trainer and told him that by this time next month I want to look like a size zero Hollywood starlet.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Hey, it can happen if I hold down the starlet and stuff her with pizza.</div>
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If you burn the candle at both ends, I hope you have a fire extinguisher nearby.</div>
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A rolling stone gathers no moss unless the moss is named Keith Richards.</div>
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A stitch in time may save nine, but there's no guarantee you won't rip your britches again.</div>
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Why do you write down notes but you type up notes?</div>
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Do you think I can convince the ophthalmologist to treat me for half price if I'm a Cyclops?</div>
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<strong>SEE ME LIVE</strong></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 14 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 17 – 8 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Fundraiser for Dream Street Foundation<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Knights of Columbus Hall<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">224 S. Sepulveda Blvd<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Manhattan Beach, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Open to the public<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Place is difficult to find, look for Dietz Brothers<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $10 in advance, $15 at the door<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">*** To reserve an advance ticket, go to </span><a href="http://dreamstreetfoundation.org/form.html"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="color: blue;">http://dreamstreetfoundation.org/form.html</span></span></a><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>In Special Message Box:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Type Aug. 17 Comedy Fundraiser, your name and names of people you're bringing<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>In amount option, click other, add total of tickets you're buying at $10 each if that option is available<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Show up Saturday and your names will be on a list at the door<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 21 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 24 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2014 – 8 PM (Inspirational Speaking & Standup)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Women Artists Network<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Thousand Oaks, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 10 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 14 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 17 – 8:30 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Fundraiser for Dream Street Foundation<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Knights of Columbus Hall<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">224 S. Sepulveda Blvd<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Manhattan Beach, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Open to the public<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Ticket details to come<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 21 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Be rube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-12741462283586026712013-08-07T17:58:00.000-07:002013-08-07T17:58:55.399-07:00Happy Birthday, Mr. President<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
President Barack Obama just celebrated his 52nd birthday.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He wanted to play. Pin the Tail on the Donkey.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But he couldn't decide which member of Congress would make the best target.</div>
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The White House staff held a casting call to audition clowns to perform at the president's birthday party.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Anthony Weiner was the only Congressman to submit headshots.</div>
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The president received a lot of birthday presents this year.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He got socks from Malia, a handkerchief from Sasha and criticism from Republicans.</div>
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Joe Biden wanted to give the president a bottle of old spice.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But the White House kitchen staff told the vice president they only cook with fresh ingredients.</div>
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Joe Biden was asked to lead the crowd in song when the president arrived at his birthday party.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But the vice president declined because he doesn't know the words to "Hail to the Chief."</div>
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The president didn't get a proper birthday cake.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Due to budget cuts, there wasn't enough money to hire an adequate number of firemen to extinguish the fire from the candles.</div>
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President Obama said he quietly celebrated his birthday by playing golf with buddies at Camp David.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That means he just gave a whole new meaning to swinging and clubbing.</div>
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When President Obama taped the "TONIGHT SHOW" this week, streets along the motorcade were closed leading to major traffic jams.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Tourists called it a hassle.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>L.A. area natives just called it Tuesday.</div>
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When I got stuck for hours in a traffic jam during the president's visit to L.A., I connected with the cute guy in the car in front of me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But he thought his rear bumper looked better on his BMW than on my Chevrolet.</div>
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People are asking if a new $180 facial mask made from bird poop really exfoliates.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It totally works.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Just ask my car.</div>
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<strong>SEE ME LIVE</strong></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 7 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 10 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 14 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 17 – 8:30 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Fundraiser for Dream Street Foundation<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Manhattan Beach, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 24 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-62716090891000445142013-07-31T07:11:00.000-07:002013-07-31T14:09:17.063-07:00August pays tribute to senior citizens<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
August 9 is National Book Lovers Day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'm glad that day wasn't celebrated by "Fahrenheit 451" author Ray Bradbury.</div>
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August 11 is National Presidential Joke Day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>President Barack Obama wants to change that to everyday he has to deal with Congress.</div>
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August 21 is National Senior Citizen's Day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A lot of seniors are looking forward to celebrating by collecting Social Security, which the government calls fixed income.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I wish they would fix it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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Most seniors I know drawing unemployment checks are broke.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They can't even afford pencils to draw more checks.</div>
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When senior citizens decide to get with the program, they're referring to AARP – Arthritis Alleviation Remedy Procedures. </div>
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I'm looking forward to being a senior citizen so I can do things I've never had time to do such as play Bingo, visit the grandchildren and travel to Canada for cheap prescriptions.</div>
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I don't know why people refer to senior citizens as old because a lot of them have new hips, new knees and new teeth.</div>
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I'm looking forward to being a senior citizen so I can retire and move to Florida.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I want to spend my golden years with silver hair and a bronze tan.</div>
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August 22 is National Be an Angel Day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It has been suggested that I observe it by not writing any more cruel jokes about Congress and senior citizens.</div>
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August 23rd is National Kiss and Make Up Day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'm hoping to get invited to a party at Gene Simmons's house.</div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><strong>SEE ME LIVE</strong></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, JULY 31 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 3<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>– 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 7 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 10<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>– 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 14 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 17 – 8:30 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 21<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>– 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 24<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>– 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2014 – 8 PM (Inspirational Speaking & Standup)<o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
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Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-81967527467588763152013-07-24T15:40:00.002-07:002013-07-24T15:40:58.472-07:00Royal baby is a big deal<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-weight: normal; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I love living in Hollywood.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>People here know how to dream big.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Their dreams are bigger than life, Paris Hilton's bank account and Kim Kardashian's butt.<o:p></o:p></span></strong></div>
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<strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-weight: normal; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">People are making a big deal out of the fact Prince George was born at 8 pounds 6 ounces in the same hospital where his dad, Prince William, was born at 7 pounds 1 ½ ounces.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>To me, one and a half pounds is only a big deal if I'm losing weight.<o:p></o:p></span></strong></div>
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<strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-weight: normal; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Why do people always refer to babies as bouncing bundles?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I've never seen one bounce, but I've also never seen one get dropped.<o:p></o:p></span></strong></div>
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<strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-weight: normal; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Kate Middleton said giving birth to the heir of the throne was an "emotional" experience.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That's understandable just because of hormones.<o:p></o:p></span></strong></div>
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<strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-weight: normal; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Prince George was born a few days later than his predicted due date.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But due to his pedigree, I think he just made a myth out of the adage:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>"A day late and a dollar short."<o:p></o:p></span></strong></div>
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<strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-weight: normal; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">While Prince George was born on Monday, he didn't officially have a name until Wednesday.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>With such indecisiveness, instead of being a king, Prince William should become a U.S. Congressman.<o:p></o:p></span></strong></div>
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<strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-weight: normal; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Some insiders said the real reason it took so long to name the new Prince of Cambridge is because Prince Philip was going to get to do the honors.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But the world had to wait for the Queen's hubby to wake up from a nap.<o:p></o:p></span></strong></div>
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<strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-weight: normal; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Prince George's birth coincides with Queen Elizabeth beginning a 2-month vacation in Scotland.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But, she still may get stuck with impromptu babysitting chores if Philip goes with her.<o:p></o:p></span></strong></div>
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<strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-weight: normal; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Chuck Norris is selling his 7,362-square-foot home in Dallas for $1.2 million because he and his wife want to downsize.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'd be interested in buying that home if they downsize the price.<o:p></o:p></span></strong></div>
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<strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-weight: normal; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Officials with the Bank of England have decided to feature Author Jane Austen on the 10 pound note, making her the only woman besides the Queen to appear on British currency. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This decision literally ends a campaign against pride and prejudice.<o:p></o:p></span></strong></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';"><strong>SEE ME LIVE:<o:p></o:p></strong></span></div>
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<u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, JULY 26 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Nancy Jo's Jokebox Friday<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Booked Showcase<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">* Lineup includes:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Grace Fraga<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Jones the Comedian<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Wanjiko Eke<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Pinchi Peter Loaiza<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Headliner:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Brian Swinehart<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">TreStage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Summer Special – Free admission<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Bring your own snacks and beverages; bottled water available for purchase<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, JULY 27 – 8 PM and 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, JULY 31 – (TIME TO BE CONFIRMED) <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>– 8 PM or 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, AUGUST 2 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Summer Special – Free admission<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">** $15 Cover<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 14 – (TIME TO BE CONFIRMED) <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>– 8 PM or 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, AUGUST 16 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 17 – 8:30 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, AUGUST 23 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 24<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>– 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28 – 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-35226519840610444392013-07-17T11:26:00.001-07:002013-07-17T11:26:27.164-07:00God has a divine sense of humor<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Note/Disclaimer from Nancy Jo</i></b><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I think His sense of humor is divine.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And as I recent sat back and watched my conservative and liberal friends argue the points of Biblical scripture, I was inspired to write the following one-liners.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It is not my intention to insult anyone.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I apologize in advance for doing so <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>because I know it is going to happen as some folks believe if people don't believe what the first group believes then the others are in disbelief and therefore disbelievers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I cannot believe I just wrote that.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I also cannot believe it's not butter.<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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It has been said Satan likes to screw up relationships.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Well, I refuse to accept his help.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I can screw up relationships on my own.</div>
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When Noah and his passengers set sail on a 40-day 40-night family cruise, was that the first cruise with a Safari Night dinner theme?</div>
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I love the fact God gave Adam free reign to name wildlife.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>My favorite was when Adam looked that fish in the eye and said, "Halibut be thy name."</div>
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I am so glad that God blessed Job with several children, especially his daughter named Jemima.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Otherwise, my morning pancakes would be rather bland because she wouldn't have been around to establish a syrup empire.</div>
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Some people tell me I should never question God's actions.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I just have to have faith and believe.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But I just have to ask, "Was that morning manna from Heaven gluten free?</div>
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Since it is better to give than to receive, I am now giving you an opportunity to give me $1 million.</div>
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Some Biblical characters in Genesis lived hundreds of years before they had children.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'm thinking it's because it took centuries to travel five miles on the Hollywood freeway so they could get home to procreate.</div>
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Since some Biblical characters in Genesis lived to be hundreds of years old before they died, I'm thinking it's because Congress members weren't around to deprive them of health care.</div>
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If we are all God's children, He better hope Mrs. God doesn't divorce Him because his child support payments will be horrendous.</div>
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I want to marry a man with faith the size of a mustard seed.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Then he'll have strength to move mountains.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That means he'll also be strong enough to take out the trash.</div>
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<strong>SEE ME LIVE:</strong></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, JULY 19 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Open Mic/Auditions<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Summer Special – Free admission<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, JULY 20<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>– 8 PM and 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u>SUNDAY, JULY 21 – 2 PM (Standup)<o:p></o:p></u></div>
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Million Laughs Clean Comedy Show</div>
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** Private Show</div>
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Hillcrest Assisted Living</div>
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Long Beach, CA</div>
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** If you would like to hire Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe to perform at your next event, contact Will and/or Yvonne Morton at:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><a href="mailto:will@millionlaughs.com"><span style="color: blue;">will@millionlaughs.com</span></a></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, JULY 26 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Booked Showcase<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Grace Fraga<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Jones the Comedian<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Alexandra Korova<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Wanjiko Eke<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Headliner:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Brian Swinehart<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Summer Special – Free admission<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, JULY 27 – 8 PM and 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, AUGUST 2 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Summer Special – Free admission<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 3<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>– 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, AUGUST 9 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Open Mic/Auditions<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Summer Special – Free admission<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, AUGUST 16 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Summer Special – Free admission<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 17 – 8:30 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Fundraiser for Dream Street Foundation<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Knights of Columbus Hall<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">224 S. Sepulveda Blvd<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Manhattan Beach, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Open to the public<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Ticket details to come<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, AUGUST 23 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Booked Showcase<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">* Lineup to come<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">TreStage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Summer Special – Free admission<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 24<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>– 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u>MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2014 – 8 PM (Inspirational Speaking & Standup)<o:p></o:p></u></div>
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Private Event</div>
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Women Artists Network</div>
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Thousand Oaks, CA</div>
Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-86941105905487192252013-07-10T05:20:00.001-07:002013-07-10T05:20:53.575-07:00If you have to ask<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
Nancy Jo's Top Ten Rhetorical Questions:</div>
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10.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Why are country clubs usually located in the suburbs instead of the country?</div>
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9.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If number two lead pencils are the pencils of preference, why aren't they number one lead pencils?</div>
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8.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A stitch in time may save nine, but nine what?</div>
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7.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If bankers apply the what-goes-up-must-come-down rule to paid interest rates, why don't they do the same for early withdrawal penalty fees?</div>
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6.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If a rolling stone gathers no moss, just what does it gather and where does it put it?</div>
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5.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Did you realize that due to pronoun placement, rhetorical question number six actually asks where the moss puts the moss?</div>
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4.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When Alfie was asked what it is all about, who decided Alfie was the expert?</div>
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3.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Did Alfie ever explain what it was all about and what it was?</div>
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2.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>What is the real reason Tony Bennett was singing with joy when he sang about leaving his heart in San Francisco?</div>
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1.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Do you realize you're never going to get back the five minutes you just spent reading these rhetorical questions?</div>
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<strong>SEE ME LIVE:</strong></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, JULY 12 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Open Mic/Auditions<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">TreStage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Summer Special – Free admission<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Bring your own snacks and beverages<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, JULY 13<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>– 8 PM and 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, JULY 19 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Open Mic/Auditions<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">TreStage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Summer Special – Free admission<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Bring your own snacks and beverages<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, JULY 20<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>– 8 PM and 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, JULY 26 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Booked Showcase<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">* Partial lineup includes:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Grace Fraga<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Jones the Comedian<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Alexandra Korova<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Wanjiko Eke<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Headliner:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Brian Swinehart<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">TreStage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Summer Special – Free admission<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Bring your own snacks and beverages<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, JULY 27 – 8 PM and 9:30 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, AUGUST 2 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">TreStage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Summer Special – Free admission<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Bring your own snacks and beverages<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 3<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>– 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, AUGUST 9 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Open Mic/Auditions<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">TreStage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Summer Special – Free admission<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Bring your own snacks and beverages<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Valet parking for $3-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, AUGUST 16 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Summer Special – Free admission<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 17 – 8:30 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Fundraiser for Dream Street Foundation<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Manhattan Beach, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">FRIDAY, AUGUST 23 – 11 PM (Standup)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Summer Special – Free admission<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">SATURDAY, AUGUST 24<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>– 8 PM (Theater)</span></u><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Next Stage Theater<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">1523 N La Brea<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Hollywood, CA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">** Agents get in free by showing industry card<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<u>MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2014 – 8 PM (Inspirational Speaking & Standup)<o:p></o:p></u></div>
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<strong></strong>Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-91776837024565675602013-07-03T12:46:00.002-07:002013-07-03T12:48:56.162-07:00Happy Fourth of July<strong><em>Note:</em> Nancy Jo is taking off this week. Check back next week with updated original jokes or comedy-related material. Meanwhile, either tonight or tomorrow, her show schedule will be updated on this site and her website: </strong><a href="http://nperdue.wix.com/nancyjoperdue"><strong>http://nperdue.wix.com/nancyjoperdue</strong></a><br />
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<strong>Happy Fourth of July everyone. Stay safe. Until next week, keep laughing.</strong>Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-69968274778495938572013-06-26T14:16:00.001-07:002013-06-26T14:17:36.680-07:00You can take the hick out of Texas but . . . .Amarillo is the Helium Capitol of the World. But there isn't much else there because everything floated away.<br />
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Amarillo is a nice medium-sized American city, but sometimes I think it's culturally deprived. In fact, when I lived there and wanted to experience culture, I ate yogurt.<br />
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The people making up the hick contingency in Amarillo aren't very computer literate. In fact, they think Windows is what you have to replace after a big tornado.<br />
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It's been said that no question is a stupid question. During a Hicks Anonymous Meeting at Starbucks I heard a hick ask, "Why doesn't half-and-half add up to a whole?"<br />
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We're not supposed to cry over spilled milk, but we do. So if we spill half-and-half, will we only cry out of one eye?<br />
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If you ever date a hick and then break up, you don't have to worry about getting a Dear John letter, but you will probably get a John Deer letter.<br />
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In my family, the no-running-in-the-house rule includes water.<br />
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I don't know very many hicks who dabble in the stock market. That's because they don't want to attend an annual stockholders meeting for fear they'll have to hold the heaviest pig.<br />
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Hicks think pro-choice means having to decide if they want their country-fried steak with brown or cream gravy.<br />
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A lot of hicks in Amarillo talk out of the side of their mouths. That's because of they don't want to lose their toothpicks.<br />
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<strong>SEE ME LIVE</strong><br />
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<u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />
"Reservoir Bitches" – Almost all-female version of Quentin Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs"<br />
TreStage Theater<br />
1523 N La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />
** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />
** Valet parking for $3-5<br />
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<u>FRIDAY, JUNE 28 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />
Booked Showcase Hosted by Nancy Jo Perdue<br />
* Line of Featured Acts <br />
Will Morton<br />
Chloe McGovern<br />
Rose Hienz<br />
Lori Weiss<br />
Headliner: Julian Michael<br />
TreStage Theater<br />
1523 N La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** Summer Special – Free Admission<br />
** Valet parking $3-5<br />
** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br />
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<u>SATURDAY, JUNE 29 – 6:30 PM (Standup)</u><br />
Million Laughs Clean Comedy<br />
Private Show – Joseph Recovery House<br />
Santa Ana, CA<br />
** If you would like to book Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event or fundraiser, contact Will and Yvonne Morton: <a href="mailto:will@millionlaughs.com">will@millionlaughs.com</a><br />
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<u>WEDNESDAY, JULY 3 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />
"Reservoir Bitches" – Almost all-female version of Quentin Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs"<br />
TreStage Theater<br />
1523 N La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />
** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />
** Valet parking for $3-5<br />
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<u>FRIDAY, JULY 5 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />
Open Mic/Auditions<br />
TreStage Theater<br />
1523 N La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** Summer Special – Free admission<br />
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.<br />
** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br />
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<u>SATURDAY, JULY 6 – 1:30 PM (Standup)</u><br />
Million Laughs Clean Comedy<br />
Private Show – Metropolitan State Hospital LPS Unit<br />
Norwalk, CA<br />
** If you would like to book Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event or fundraiser, contact Will and Yvonne Morton: <a href="mailto:will@millionlaughs.com">will@millionlaughs.com</a><br />
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<u>SATURDAY, AUGUST 17 – 8:30 PM (Standup)</u><br />
Fundraiser for Dream Street Foundation<br />
Knights of Columbus Hall<br />
224 S. Sepulveda Blvd<br />
Manhattan Beach, CA<br />
** Open to the public<br />
** Ticket details to come<br />
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<u>MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2014 – 8 PM (Inspirational Speaking & Standup)</u><br />
Private Event<br />
Women Artists Network<br />
Thousand Oaks, CA Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-39873993542689665772013-06-19T17:03:00.001-07:002013-06-19T17:03:17.527-07:00You might not be a redneck if . . . When people hear me talk, they accuse me of being a redneck just like Jeff Foxworthy. But I have you know, I'm nothing like Jeff Foxworthy. I don't have a mustache. I wax.<br /><br />I grew up in Amarillo, Texas. But contrary to popular belief, I'm not a redneck. I'm a green neck because I wear cheap jewelry.<br /><br />Just because I'm from Amarillo, it doesn't mean I'm a redneck. It means I'm a hick.<br /><br />People have a hard time distinguishing between a redneck and a hick. But there's a difference. Rednecks go to family reunions for the spoiled potato salad. Hicks go to meet their future spouses.<br /><br />Hick is a four-letter Swahili word that means I think your tractor is sexy.<br /><br />Hick is actually a Tunisian word meaning I think I actually look good wearing flannel.<br /><br />Hick is an Indian word that means if I took my car off the blocks in my yard, Mom wouldn't have a home.<br /><br />When people make fun of me for talking slow, I just tell them to quit listening so fast.<br /><br />I used to talk a lot slower. In fact, I used to talk so slow that by the time I told a guy I wasn't that kind of a girl I was.<br /><br />I've never seen a single hick with a blue tooth. But I have seen a whole slew of them with green teeth.<br /><br /><br /><strong>SEE ME LIVE:</strong><br />
<strong><br /></strong><u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />"Reservoir Bitches" – Amost all-female version of Quentin Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs"<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />** Valet parking for $3-5<br /><br /><u>FRIDAY, JUNE 21 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />Open Mic/Auditions<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** Summer Special – Free admission<br />** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.<br />** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br /><br /><u>SATURDAY, JUNE 22 – 2 PM (Standup)</u><br />Million Laughs Clean Comedy<br />Private Show – California Veterans Home<br />Los Angeles, CA<br />** If you would like to book Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event or fundraiser, contact Will and Yvonne Morton: <a href="mailto:will@millionlaughs.com">will@millionlaughs.com</a><br /><br /><u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />"Reservoir Bitches" – Almost all-female version of Quentin Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs"<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />** Valet parking for $3-5<br /><br /><u>FRIDAY, JUNE 28 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />Booked Showcase Hosted by Nancy Jo Perdue<br />* Lineup of Featured Acts <br /> Will Morton<br /> Chloe McGovern<br /> Rose Hienz<br /> Lori Weiss<br /> Headliner: Julian Michael<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** Summer Special – Free Admission<br />** Valet parking $3-5<br />** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br /><br /><u>SATURDAY, JUNE 29 – 6:30 PM (Standup)</u><br />Million Laughs Clean Comedy<br />Private Show – Joseph Recovery House<br />Santa Ana, CA<br />** If you would like to book Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event or fundraiser, contact Will and Yvonne Morton: <a href="mailto:will@millionlaughs.com">will@millionlaughs.com</a><br /><br /><u>WEDNESDAY, JULY 3 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />"Reservoir Bitches" – Almost all-female version of Quentin Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs"<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />** Valet parking for $3-5<br /><br /><u>FRIDAY, JULY 5 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />Open Mic/Auditions<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** Summer Special – Free admission<br />** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.<br />** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br /><br /><u>SATURDAY, JULY 6 – 1:39 PM (Standup)</u><br />Million Laughs Clean Comedy<br />Private Show – Metropolitan State Hospital LPS Unit<br />Norwalk, CA<br />** If you would like to book Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event or fundraiser, contact Will and Yvonne Morton: <a href="mailto:will@millionlaughs.com">will@millionlaughs.com</a><br /><br /><u>SATURDAY, AUGUST 17 – 8:30 PM (Standup)</u><br />Fundraiser for Dream Street Foundation<br />Knights of Columbus Hall<br />224 S. Sepulveda Blvd<br />Manhattan Beach, CA<br />** Open to the public<br />** Ticket details to come<br /><br /><u>MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2014 – 8 PM (Inspirational Speaking & Standup)</u><br />Private Event<br />Women Artists Network<br />Thousand Oaks, CA<br />
Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-16118507946961302662013-06-12T11:34:00.002-07:002013-06-12T11:34:55.445-07:00Moving is more than a pain in the neckMoving to a new apartment is a pain in the neck. After moving all those heavy boxes, I know moving also is a pain in the arms, a pain in the lower back and a pain in the thighs.<br />
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I hate it when you just move and you're still unpacking so you can find everything but what you need. I've spent the past three days looking for dishes, makeup and my sanity.<br />
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All my friends volunteered to help me move. I felt so special. But on moving day, the only ones who came through were my imaginary friends.<br />
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I'm angry with my imaginary friends right now. After they helped me move, they insisted I pay them. So now I have an imaginary bank account.<br />
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Moving can be a very colorful experience. In my case, running into walls and dropping heavy stuff led to black and blue limbs with some red tossed in. My language was even more colorful.<br />
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I thought about renting a moving van. But when I got to the rental facility, the manager said, "Van quit last week."<br />
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The manager said Van was replaced by Rick Shaw. But Rick Shaw was busy at that moment moving other clients around China Town.<br />
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Parting really is such sweet sorrow. In my case, I'm feeling sorrow that I didn't part sooner from my ex-husband.<br />
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During the divorce, my husband said he wanted to be the house keeper. That should be interesting since he's a major slob.<br />
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I don't know why I expected my marriage to work. My ex-husband never did.<br />
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<strong>SEE ME LIVE:</strong><br />
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<u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />
"Reservoir Bitches" – All female version of Quentin Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs"<br />
TreStage Theater<br />
1523 N La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />
** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />
** Valet parking for $3-5<br />
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<u>FRIDAY, JUNE 14 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />
Open Mic/Auditions<br />
TreStage Theater<br />
1523 N La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** Summer Special – Free admission<br />
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.<br />
** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br />
<br />
<u>SATURDAY, JUNE 15 – 2 PM (Standup)</u><br />
Million Laughs Clean Comedy<br />
Private Show – Metropolitan State Hospital Prison Unit<br />
Norwalk, CA<br />
** If you would like to book Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event or fundraiser, contact Will and Yvonne Morton: <a href="mailto:will@millionlaughs.com">will@millionlaughs.com</a><br />
<br />
<u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />
"Reservoir Bitches" – All female version of Quentin Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs"<br />
TreStage Theater<br />
1523 N La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />
** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />
** Valet parking for $3-5<br />
<br />
<u>FRIDAY, JUNE 21 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />
Open Mic/Auditions<br />
TreStage Theater<br />
1523 N La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** Summer Special – Free admission<br />
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.<br />
** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br />
<br />
<u>SATURDAY, JUNE 22 – 2 PM (Standup)</u><br />
Million Laughs Clean Comedy<br />
Private Show – California Veterans Home<br />
Los Angeles, CA<br />
** If you would like to book Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event or fundraiser, contact Will and Yvonne Morton: <a href="mailto:will@millionlaughs.com">will@millionlaughs.com</a><br />
<u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26 – 8 PM (Theater</u>)<br />
"Reservoir Bitches" – All female version of Quentin Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs"<br />
TreStage Theater<br />
1523 N La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />
** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />
** Valet parking for $3-5<br />
<br />
<u>FRIDAY, JUNE 28 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />
Booked Showcase Hosted by Nancy Jo Perdue<br />
* Line of Featured Acts <br />
Will Morton<br />
Chloe McGovern<br />
Rose Hienz<br />
Robert Murray<br />
Lori Weiss<br />
Headliner: Julian Michael<br />
TreStage Theater<br />
1523 N La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** Summer Special – Free Admission<br />
** Valet parking $3-5<br />
** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br />
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<u>SATURDAY, JUNE 29 – 6:30 PM (Standup)</u><br />
Million Laughs Clean Comedy<br />
Private Show – Joseph Recovery House<br />
Santa Ana, CA<br />
** If you would like to book Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event or fundraiser, contact Will and Yvonne Morton: <a href="mailto:will@millionlaughs.com">will@millionlaughs.com</a><br />
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<u>WEDNESDAY, JULY 3 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />
"Reservoir Bitches" – All female version of Quentin Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs"<br />
TreStage Theater<br />
1523 N La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />
** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />
** Valet parking for $3-5<br />
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<u>FRIDAY, JULY 5 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />
Open Mic/Auditions<br />
TreStage Theater<br />
1523 N La Brea<br />
Hollywood, CA<br />
** Summer Special – Free admission<br />
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.<br />
** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br />
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<u>SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 – CHECK BACK FOR SHOW TIME (Standup)</u><br />
Fundraiser for children with cancer<br />
* Details to come<br />
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<u>MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2014 – 8 PM (Inspirational Speaking & Standup)</u><br />
Private Event<br />
Women Artists Network<br />
Thousand Oaks, CANancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-35976062648976747172013-06-05T13:26:00.000-07:002013-06-05T13:26:16.996-07:00NOTE:<br />
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Nancy Jo is in the middle of moving to a new location in Hollywood. She will be back next week with new jokes and an updated show schedule.<br />
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Until then, please check the archives.<br />
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Thanks.<br />
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**** Her performance schedule will be updated tonight or tomorrow.Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-52373566385282189422013-05-29T08:41:00.001-07:002013-05-29T08:41:25.833-07:00You get what you pay forI went to the going-out-of-business sale at the Dollar Store. Everything was a dollar off. I got my money's worth.<br /><br />I applied for a job as a dyslexic forklift driver. I figured I could do it. I've lifted a lot of forks.<br /><br />I tried chasing my dream, but it got away. Dream is my fast-running pet gazelle.<br /><br />My cup runneth over because I didn't leave enough room for the half & half.<br /><br />Half & half is appropriately named because the fat content gets equally distributed to both thighs.<br /><br />My mother-in-law loves karaoke. Since it's interactive, when she sang, "Hit Me with Your Best Shot," I gave her an uppercut to the chest.<br /><br />I considered getting a divorce but decided against it. According to the pre-nup agreement, the house would come with my mother-in-law.<br /><br />My divorce agreement calls for me to keep the house. I guess this means I'm going to have to buy a mop.<br /><br />My mother-in-law is a lousy cook. Her cooking is so bad the garbage cans put lids on themselves and reported her to the health department.<br /><br />Parting really is such sweet sorrow. In my case, I'm feeling sorrow that I didn't part sooner from my ex-husband.<br /><br /><br /><strong>SEE ME LIVE</strong><br />
<strong><br /></strong><u>WEDNESDAY, MAY 29 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</u><br />Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.<br />(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)<br /><br /><u>FRIDAY, MAY 31 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />Open Mic<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $3 for open mic comedians<br />** $6 cover for audience<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.<br />*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic<br />*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.<br />*** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br /><br /><u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 5 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</u><br />"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.<br />(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)<br /><br /><u>FRIDAY, JUNE 7 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />Open Mic<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $3 for open mic comedians<br />** $6 cover for audience<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.<br />*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic<br />*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.<br />*** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br /><br /><u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.<br />(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)<br /><br /><u>FRIDAY, JUNE 14 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />Open Mic<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $3 for open mic comedians<br />** $6 cover for audience<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.<br />*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic<br />*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.<br />*** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br /><br /><u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.<br />(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.) <br /><br /><u>FRIDAY, JUNE 21 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />Open Mic<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $3 for open mic comedians<br />** $6 cover for audience<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.<br />*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic<br />*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.<br />*** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br /><br /><u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.<br />(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.) <br /><br /><u>FRIDAY, JUNE 28 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />Booked Showcase Hosted by Nancy Jo Perdue<br />* Partial Lineup of Featured Acts <br /> Will Morton<br /> Lori Weiss<br /> Headliner: Julian Michael<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.<br />*** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br /><br /><u>WEDNESDAY, JULY 3 – 8 PM (Theater)</u>"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.<br />(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.) <br /><br /><u>SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 – CHECK BACK FOR SHOW TIME (Standup)</u><br />Fundraiser for children with cancer<br />* Details to come<br />
Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-64341280721884084092013-05-22T09:56:00.001-07:002013-05-22T09:56:36.546-07:00Being culinarily challenged is a laughing matterMy cooking is atrocious. It is so bad that when it's time to set the table, the dish runs away with the spoon.
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My cooking is so bad that neighborhood dogs had the health department close down my trash cans.</div>
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I went to the doctor last week, and he told me to change my diet. So, instead of country-fried steak, I'm now eating suburban-fried steak.</div>
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Gas prices are so high that rival gang members have to car pool to their drive-by shootings.</div>
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Gas prices are so high, I'm thinking of buying a hybrid. I found a good deal on a used one fueled by feet and a pterodactyl.</div>
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The musician made a career move to the land of California earthquakes. He never made it into the Rock 'n Roll Hall of fame, but his house did.</div>
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When the 6.5 earthquake rearranged my furniture, one thing became clear. Mother Nature doesn't practice Feng Shui.</div>
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You know you're losing your sex appeal when your hour-glass figure starts taking up 12 hours.</div>
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Middle age is when rock 'n roll starts involving chairs.</div>
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You know you're unlucky when you arrive at the station to board the midnight train to Georgia and you find out it left at noon.</div>
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You know you're unlucky when you order a happy meal and get a disgruntled meal.</div>
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I hate Sudoku for numbers of reasons – specifically one through nine.</div>
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<u>WEDNESDAY, MAY 22 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</u></div>
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"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert</div>
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TreStage Theater</div>
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1523 N La Brea</div>
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Hollywood, CA</div>
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** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo</div>
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** Agents get in free by showing industry card</div>
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*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.</div>
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(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)</div>
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<u>FRIDAY, MAY 24 – 11 PM (Standup)</u></div>
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Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays</div>
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Booked Showcase Hosted by Nancy Jo Perdue</div>
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Featuring:</div>
L.G. Ross<br />
J Scott<br />
Shayne Michael<br />
Kenny Jones<br />
Barry Weisenberg<br />
John Randall - headliner<br />
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TreStage Theater</div>
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1523 N La Brea</div>
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Hollywood, CA</div>
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** $20 cash only</div>
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** Agents get in free by showing industry card</div>
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*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.</div>
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*** Bring your own snacks and beverages</div>
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<u>MONDAY, MAY 27 – 7 PM (Standup)</u></div>
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Comics on the Spot Show</div>
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The Warehouse</div>
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4499 Admiralty Way</div>
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Marina del Rey, CA</div>
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** $10 cover or two for one at $5 each</div>
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** No minimum item purchase required but amazing seafood food is available</div>
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** Valet parking</div>
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<u>TUESDAY, MAY 28 – 7:30 PM (Standup)</u></div>
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Do You Think You're Funny?</div>
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Produced by Cornelius Grant, original musical director for The Temptations</div>
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Barbara Morrison Performing Arts Center</div>
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4305 Degnan Blvd #101</div>
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Los Angeles, CA</div>
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** $10 </div>
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** No item minimum purchase required</div>
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** Enter through the courtyard</div>
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<u>WEDNESDAY, MAY 29 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</u></div>
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"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert</div>
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TreStage Theater</div>
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1523 N La Brea</div>
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Hollywood, CA</div>
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** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo</div>
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** Agents get in free by showing industry card</div>
<div>
*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.</div>
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(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)</div>
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<u>FRIDAY, MAY 31 – 11 PM (Standup)</u></div>
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Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays</div>
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Open Mic</div>
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TreStage Theater</div>
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1523 N La Brea</div>
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Hollywood, CA</div>
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** $3 for open mic comedians</div>
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** $6 cover for audience</div>
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** Agents get in free by showing industry card</div>
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*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.</div>
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*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic</div>
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*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.</div>
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*** Bring your own snacks and beverages</div>
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<u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 5 – 8 PM (Theater)</u></div>
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"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert</div>
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TreStage Theater</div>
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1523 N La Brea</div>
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Hollywood, CA</div>
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** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo</div>
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** Agents get in free by showing industry card</div>
<div>
*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.</div>
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(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)</div>
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<u>FRIDAY, JUNE 7 – 11 PM (Standup)</u></div>
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Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays</div>
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Open Mic</div>
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TreStage Theater</div>
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1523 N La Brea</div>
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Hollywood, CA</div>
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** $3 for open mic comedians</div>
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** $6 cover for audience</div>
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** Agents get in free by showing industry card</div>
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*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.</div>
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*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic</div>
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*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.</div>
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*** Bring your own snacks and beverages</div>
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<u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12 – 8 PM (Theater)</u></div>
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"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert</div>
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TreStage Theater</div>
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1523 N La Brea</div>
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Hollywood, CA</div>
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** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo</div>
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** Agents get in free by showing industry card</div>
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*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.</div>
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(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)</div>
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<u>FRIDAY, JUNE 14 – 11 PM (Standup)</u></div>
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Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays</div>
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Open Mic</div>
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TreStage Theater</div>
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1523 N La Brea</div>
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Hollywood, CA</div>
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** $3 for open mic comedians</div>
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** $6 cover for audience</div>
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** Agents get in free by showing industry card</div>
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*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.</div>
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*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic</div>
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*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.</div>
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*** Bring your own snacks and beverages</div>
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<u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19 – 8 PM (Theater)</u></div>
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"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert</div>
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TreStage Theater</div>
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1523 N La Brea</div>
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Hollywood, CA</div>
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** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo</div>
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** Agents get in free by showing industry card</div>
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*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.</div>
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(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.) </div>
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<u>FRIDAY, JUNE 21 – 11 PM (Standup)</u></div>
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Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays</div>
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Open Mic</div>
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TreStage Theater</div>
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1523 N La Brea</div>
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Hollywood, CA</div>
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** $3 for open mic comedians</div>
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** $6 cover for audience</div>
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** Agents get in free by showing industry card</div>
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*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.</div>
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*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic</div>
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*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.</div>
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*** Bring your own snacks and beverages</div>
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<u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26 – 8 PM (Theater)</u></div>
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"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert</div>
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TreStage Theater</div>
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1523 N La Brea</div>
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Hollywood, CA</div>
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** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo</div>
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** Agents get in free by showing industry card</div>
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*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.</div>
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(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.) </div>
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<u>FRIDAY, JUNE 28 – 11 PM (Standup)</u></div>
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Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays</div>
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Booked Showcase Hosted by Nancy Jo Perdue</div>
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* Lineup of Featured Acts - Coming Soon</div>
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TreStage Theater</div>
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1523 N La Brea</div>
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Hollywood, CA</div>
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** $20 cash only</div>
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** Agents get in free by showing industry card</div>
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*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.</div>
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*** Bring your own snacks and beverages</div>
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<u>SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 – CHECK BACK FOR SHOW TIME (Standup)</u></div>
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Fundraiser for child cancer patients</div>
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** Details to come</div>
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*** Bring your own snacks and beverages</div>
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Nancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814432819894207895.post-85732095920477023042013-05-15T08:33:00.000-07:002013-05-15T08:33:31.386-07:00Top Ten Things Not to Say to Editors, Publishers and Agents1. If you've got the money, honey, I've got the lines.<br /><br />2. I'd love to tell you what my book is about, but it's a mystery.<br /><br />3. I'm an experienced ghost writer. I've written scores of newspaper obituaries.<br /><br />4. My goal is to be a cowboy poet. It's been my lifelong dream to be named poet lariat.<br /><br />5. My book is great for bedtime reading. Just ask my ex-husband. He fell asleep reading the first page.<br /><br />6. If I wanted to show and not tell, I'd write picture books.<br /><br />7. My autobiography captures me from top to bottom. It has a weak beginning, an ample middle and a huge end.<br /><br />8. When it comes to choosing a publisher, forget Doubleday. I'm holding out for Tripleday.<br /><br />9. My book is so good it makes "Harry Potter" look like kid stuff.<br /><br />10. I don't believe in making every word count. But I think they should be encouraged to sing, dance and do Pilates.<br /><br /><br /><strong>SEE ME LIVE</strong><br /><u>WEDNESDAY, MAY 15 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</u><br />"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.<br />(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)<br /><br /><u>FRIDAY, MAY 17 – 11 PM (Standup</u>)<br />Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />Open Mic<br />
TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $3 for open mic comedians<br />** $6 cover for audience<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** Sign up at 10 PM. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.<br />*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic<br />*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.<br />*** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br /><br /><u>TUESDAY, MAY 21 – 7:30 PM (Standup)</u><br />Do You Think You're Funny?<br />Produced by Cornelius Grant, original musical director for The Temptations<br />Barbara Morrison Performing Arts Center<br />4305 Degnan Blvd #101<br />Los Angeles, CA<br />** $10<br />** No item minimum purchase required<br />** Enter through the courtyard<br /><br /><u>WEDNESDAY, MAY 22 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</u><br />"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.<br />(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)<br /><br /><u>FRIDAY, MAY 24 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />Booked Showcase Hosted by Nancy Jo Perdue<br />
Featuring:<br />
L.G. Ross<br />
J Scott<br />
Shayne Michael<br />
Kenny Jones<br />
Barry Weisenberg<br />
John Randall - headliner<br />
TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.<br />*** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br /><br /><u>MONDAY, MAY 27 – 7 PM (Standup)</u><br />Comics on the Spot Show<br />The Warehouse<br />4499 Admiralty Way<br />Marina del Rey, CA<br />** $10 cover or two for one at $5 each<br />** No minimum item purchase required but amazing seafood food is available<br />** Valet parking<br /><br /><u>WEDNESDAY, MAY 29 – 9:30 PM (Theater)</u><br />"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.<br />(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)<br /><br /><u>FRIDAY, MAY 31 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />
Open Mic<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $3 for open mic comedians<br />** $6 cover for audience<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.<br />*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic<br />*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.<br />*** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br /><br /><u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 5 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.<br />(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)<br /><br /><u>FRIDAY, JUNE 7 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />Open Mic<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $3 for open mic comedians<br />** $6 cover for audience<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.<br />*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic<br />*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.<br />*** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br /><br /><u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.<br />(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)<br /><br /><u>FRIDAY, JUNE 14 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />Open Mic<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $3 for open mic comedians<br />** $6 cover for audience<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.<br />*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic<br />*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.<br />*** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br /><br /><u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.<br />(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.) <br /><br /><u>FRIDAY, JUNE 21 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />Open Mic<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $3 for open mic comedians<br />** $6 cover for audience<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.<br />*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic<br />*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.<br />*** Bring your own snacks and beverages<br /><br /><u>WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26 – 8 PM (Theater)</u><br />"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.<br />(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.) <br /><br /><u>FRIDAY, JUNE 28 – 11 PM (Standup)</u><br />Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays<br />Booked Showcase Hosted by Nancy Jo Perdue<br />
* Lineup of Featured Acts - Coming Soon<br />TreStage Theater<br />1523 N La Brea<br />Hollywood, CA<br />** $20 cash only<br />** Agents get in free by showing industry card<br />*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.<br />*** Bring your own snacks and beveragesNancy Jo's Jokeboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060810106294747656noreply@blogger.com0