Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Top Ten Things I'm Thankful for this Thanksgiving:

1. I'm thankful for every gray hair I painted red.

2. I'm thankful I'm not Donald Trump's hairdresser because I'd have to fire myself.

3. I'm thankful I've never been nominated for an Oscar so I don't have to be thankful for everyone I've ever met.

4. I'm thankful for pro choice – although it's tough trying to decide if I want my burger with or without fries.

5. I'm thankful I'm not Kim Kardashian because I get all my basketball players confused.

6. I'm thankful I'm not Mitt Romney or come February, I'd be denied the right to pay taxes.

7. I'm thankful professional football teams have gorgeous cheerleaders so on Monday nights I can get a couple of hours of peace from my husband.

8. I'm thankful I'm already an adult so I don't have to worry about growing up to be Honey Boo Boo.

9. I'm thankful I have a Smart Phone and a Smart Car so I don't have to make any decisions.

10. I'm thankful I'm old enough to know better but young enough not to care.

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Veteran's Hospital Spinal Cord Unit
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Whitten Heights Assisted Living
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Substance Abuse Foundation
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