June 2 is National Bubba Day. Some people get cowboys and Bubbas confused. But they're very different. A cowboy rides a bull. A Bubba is full of it.
You know you're a Bubba if you're a lousy kisser because you refuse to take the toothpick out of the side of your mouth.
You might be a Bubba if you come to a dip sign in the road near a water crossing and you think it means get out the Skoal.
You might be a Bubba if your claim to fame is winning a belching contest.
You might be a Bubba if you get a notice from the draft board and you turn it down, saying you know your bathroom has a draft.
You might be a Bubba if you go out to paint the town and need only a half bucket of paint.
You might be a Bubba if the no running in your house rule includes water.
You might be a Bubba if tobacco is the only thing your mom will let you chew.
You're probably a Bubba if you think an IOU is a cheat sheet for a filing test.
You might be a Bubba if you go for exploratory brain surgery and the surgeon can't find anything wrong because he can't find your brain.