I love living in Hollywood. People here know how to dream big. Their dreams are bigger than life, Paris Hilton's bank account and Kim Kardashian's butt.
People are making a big deal out of the fact Prince George was born at 8 pounds 6 ounces in the same hospital where his dad, Prince William, was born at 7 pounds 1 ½ ounces. To me, one and a half pounds is only a big deal if I'm losing weight.
Why do people always refer to babies as bouncing bundles? I've never seen one bounce, but I've also never seen one get dropped.
Kate Middleton said giving birth to the heir of the throne was an "emotional" experience. That's understandable just because of hormones.
Prince George was born a few days later than his predicted due date. But due to his pedigree, I think he just made a myth out of the adage: "A day late and a dollar short."
While Prince George was born on Monday, he didn't officially have a name until Wednesday. With such indecisiveness, instead of being a king, Prince William should become a U.S. Congressman.
Some insiders said the real reason it took so long to name the new Prince of Cambridge is because Prince Philip was going to get to do the honors. But the world had to wait for the Queen's hubby to wake up from a nap.
Prince George's birth coincides with Queen Elizabeth beginning a 2-month vacation in Scotland. But, she still may get stuck with impromptu babysitting chores if Philip goes with her.
Chuck Norris is selling his 7,362-square-foot home in Dallas for $1.2 million because he and his wife want to downsize. I'd be interested in buying that home if they downsize the price.
Officials with the Bank of England have decided to feature Author Jane Austen on the 10 pound note, making her the only woman besides the Queen to appear on British currency. This decision literally ends a campaign against pride and prejudice.
SEE ME LIVE:
FRIDAY, JULY 26 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Friday
Booked Showcase
* Lineup includes:
Grace Fraga
Jones the Comedian
Wanjiko Eke
Pinchi Peter Loaiza
Headliner: Brian Swinehart
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** Summer Special – Free admission
** Bring your own snacks and beverages; bottled water available for purchase
SATURDAY, JULY 27 – 8 PM and 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
WEDNESDAY, JULY 31 – (TIME TO BE CONFIRMED) – 8 PM or 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
FRIDAY, AUGUST 2 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic/Auditions
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** Summer Special – Free admission
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.
** Bring your own snacks and beverages
SATURDAY, AUGUST 3 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
SUNDAY, AUGUST 4 – 7 PM (STANDUP)
Industry Showcase
** Public is invited and welcome
Flappers – Main Room
102 E. Magnolia Blvd
Burbank, CA
** $15 Cover
** Two item minimum purchase
** For reservations: 818-845-9721
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 7 – (TIME TO BE CONFIRMED) – 8 PM or 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
FRIDAY, AUGUST 9 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic/Auditions
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** Summer Special – Free admission
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.
** Bring your own snacks and beverages
SATURDAY, AUGUST 10 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 14 – (TIME TO BE CONFIRMED) – 8 PM or 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
FRIDAY, AUGUST 16 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic/Auditions
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** Summer Special – Free admission
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.
** Bring your own snacks and beverages
SATURDAY, AUGUST 17 – 8:30 PM (Standup)
Fundraiser for Dream Street Foundation
Knights of Columbus Hall
224 S. Sepulveda Blvd
Manhattan Beach, CA
** Open to the public
** Ticket details to come
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 21 – (TIME TO BE CONFIRMED) – 8 PM or 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
FRIDAY, AUGUST 23 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Booked Showcase
* Lineup to come
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** Summer Special – Free admission
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.
** Bring your own snacks and beverages
SATURDAY, AUGUST 24 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2014 – 8 PM (Inspirational Speaking & Standup)
Private Event
Women Artists Network
Thousand Oaks, CA
