President Barack Obama just celebrated his 52nd birthday. He wanted to play. Pin the Tail on the Donkey. But he couldn't decide which member of Congress would make the best target.
The White House staff held a casting call to audition clowns to perform at the president's birthday party. Anthony Weiner was the only Congressman to submit headshots.
The president received a lot of birthday presents this year. He got socks from Malia, a handkerchief from Sasha and criticism from Republicans.
Joe Biden wanted to give the president a bottle of old spice. But the White House kitchen staff told the vice president they only cook with fresh ingredients.
Joe Biden was asked to lead the crowd in song when the president arrived at his birthday party. But the vice president declined because he doesn't know the words to "Hail to the Chief."
The president didn't get a proper birthday cake. Due to budget cuts, there wasn't enough money to hire an adequate number of firemen to extinguish the fire from the candles.
President Obama said he quietly celebrated his birthday by playing golf with buddies at Camp David. That means he just gave a whole new meaning to swinging and clubbing.
When President Obama taped the "TONIGHT SHOW" this week, streets along the motorcade were closed leading to major traffic jams. Tourists called it a hassle. L.A. area natives just called it Tuesday.
When I got stuck for hours in a traffic jam during the president's visit to L.A., I connected with the cute guy in the car in front of me. But he thought his rear bumper looked better on his BMW than on my Chevrolet.
People are asking if a new $180 facial mask made from bird poop really exfoliates. It totally works. Just ask my car.
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WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 7 – 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
SATURDAY, AUGUST 10 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 14 – 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
SATURDAY, AUGUST 17 – 8:30 PM (Standup)
Fundraiser for Dream Street Foundation
Knights of Columbus Hall
224 S. Sepulveda Blvd
Manhattan Beach, CA
** Open to the public
** Ticket details to come
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 21 – 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
SATURDAY, AUGUST 24 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2014 – 8 PM (Inspirational Speaking & Standup)
Private Event
Women Artists Network
Thousand Oaks, CA
