Queen Elizabeth was asked if she planned to give Kate Middleton a baby shower. The queen said, "Kate is old enough to wash herself."
Queen Elizabeth said she hates baby shower activities. She said if she wanted to watch adults play stupid games, she'd just watch Charles play polo.
Queen Elizabeth said she doesn't expect life to change much when Kate and William's soon-to-be child starts crawling around the palace. She said she's used to infant behavior since Philip has reverted to his second childhood.
Michelle Obama is getting a lot of criticism for her new haircut with bangs. She said she went for less hair to sympathize with her husband who is pulling out his hair because of having to deal with Congress.
Nude men in Vienna attended a private showing of a museum exhibit called Nude Men from 1800 to Today. While that was unusual, museum officials down-played the event by keeping details to a bare minimum.
I live next door to a couple of gang members named Spanky and Alfalfa. I know for a fact they're violent because their dog, Pete, always has a black eye.
I live in a really bad neighborhood. It's so bad the residents don't take showers. They take blood baths.
I live in a nice, quiet neighborhood. At night, it is so quiet all you can hear is a mockingbird imitating gunfire and sirens.
I'm not too keen on gun ownership. But, I do love my Old West traditional six-shooters Gary, Larry, Barry, Harry, Jerry and Bob.
If I were a cougar, I would definitely set standards. For example, I wouldn't date cowboys. I would date cow toddlers.
SEE ME LIVE
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 20 – 8 PM (Theater)
"The Angel Academy" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 23 – 2 PM (Standup)
Private Show – Million Laughs
Metropolitan State Hospital Prison Unit
Norwalk, CA
** If you would like to hire Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event, contact Will and Yvonne Morton at will@millionlaughs.com
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27 – 8 PM (Theater)
"The Angel Academy" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
SATURDAY, MARCH 2 – 6:30 PM (Standup)
Bob's Espresso Bar
5251 Lankershim Blvd
North Hollywood, CA
** Details pertaining to cover charges and minimum purchase requires not known
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6 – 8 PM (Theater)
"The Angel Academy" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
SATURDAY, MARCH 16 – 12:45 PM (Standup)
Private Show – Million Laughs
Veterans Hospital Nursing Unit
Long Beach, CA
** If you would like to hire Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event, contact Will and Yvonne Morton at will@millionlaughs.com
SUNDAY, MARCH 17 – 7 PM (Standup)
Private Show – Million Laughs
Whittier First Day
Whittier, CA
** If you would like to hire Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event, contact Will and Yvonne Morton at will@millionlaughs.com
