It is not too early to start selecting your Halloween costume. I want to go as the scariest person on Earth. But it’s hard to pick just one member of Congress.
Halloween ain’t as fun as it used to be
– especially since my neighbors now make me trick or treat online.
Last Halloween, I performed standup
comedy at a private party in a haunted house.
It was awful. Every time I told a
joke, the ghostly residents booed.
Things always go bump in the night at my
house. But that doesn’t mean the place
is haunted. It means I run into stuff if
I’m not wearing my glasses.
Republicans didn’t seem to have any
trouble shutting down the government.
It’s too bad they can’t seem to shut the mouths of Rush Limbaugh and
Michele Bachmann.
In October 1889, Thomas Edison showed
the first motion picture. It was a
silent film. Afterwards, he said, “If
you want sound, buy one of my phonographs.”
After Thomas Edison showed the first
motion picture, critics reported, “His bird shadows on that wall were
great. But, he needs to work on his
bunny ears.”
The Peanuts gang celebrated Charlie Brown’s birthday this
month. Shroeder said he’ll provide
entertainment if the arthritis isn’t flaring in his fingers.
Last year, the little red-haired girl attended Charlie Brown’s
birthday party. All I can say is she
desperately needed a dye job.
I can’t prove this, but I’m pretty sure Charlie Brown’s teacher
spoke English as a second language.
People told me I need to do a lot more writing on the fly. But,
I refuse to do that because the fly won't stay still.
There's a good reason fish don't eat guacamole. They don't want
to be green in the gills.
Wednesday, October 9 – 8 pm (theater)
“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris BerubeNext Stage
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
$20
** Bring your own refreshments
** Valet parking available
Sunday, Oct. 13 – Noon (standup)
** FundraiserChristian Community Church
11030 La Maida St
North Hollywood, CA 91601
Sunday, October 13 – 8 pm (standup and sketch comedy)
“Sketch Up”TreStage
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
$15
** Bring your own refreshments
** Valet parking available
Tuesday, October 15 – 8 pm (theater)
“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris BerubeNext Stage
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
$20
** Bring your own refreshments
** Valet parking available
Wednesday, October 16 – 8 pm (theater)
“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris BerubeNext Stage
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
$20
** Bring your own refreshments
** Valet parking available
Sunday, October 20 – 8 pm (standup and sketch comedy)
“Sketch Up”TreStage
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
$15
** Bring your own refreshments
** Valet parking available
Tuesday, October 22 – 8 pm (theater)
“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
$20
** Bring your own refreshments
** Valet parking available
Wednesday, October 23 – 8 pm (theater)
“Angel Academy” – written and directed by Chris BerubeNext Stage
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
$20
** Bring your own refreshments
** Valet parking available
Saturday, October 26 – 7 pm (standup)
** PRIVATE SHOWMillion Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe
Little House Recovery Home
Bellflower, CA
** To hire Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next function, contact Will or Yvonne Morton at will@millionlaughs.com
Tuesday, October 29 – 8 pm (theater)
“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris BerubeNext Stage
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
$20
** Bring your own refreshments
** Valet parking available
Tuesday, November 5 – 8 pm (theater)
“Metro Med” – written and directed by Chris BerubeNext Stage
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
$20
** Bring your own refreshments
** Valet parking available
Monday, January 13, 2014 – 8 pm (inspirational speaking and standup)
** PRIVATE SHOWWomen Artists Network
Thousand Oaks, CA
