I went to the going-out-of-business sale at the Dollar Store. Everything was a dollar off. I got my money's worth.
I applied for a job as a dyslexic forklift driver. I figured I could do it. I've lifted a lot of forks.
I tried chasing my dream, but it got away. Dream is my fast-running pet gazelle.
My cup runneth over because I didn't leave enough room for the half & half.
Half & half is appropriately named because the fat content gets equally distributed to both thighs.
My mother-in-law loves karaoke. Since it's interactive, when she sang, "Hit Me with Your Best Shot," I gave her an uppercut to the chest.
I considered getting a divorce but decided against it. According to the pre-nup agreement, the house would come with my mother-in-law.
My divorce agreement calls for me to keep the house. I guess this means I'm going to have to buy a mop.
My mother-in-law is a lousy cook. Her cooking is so bad the garbage cans put lids on themselves and reported her to the health department.
Parting really is such sweet sorrow. In my case, I'm feeling sorrow that I didn't part sooner from my ex-husband.
SEE ME LIVE
WEDNESDAY, MAY 29 – 9:30 PM (Theater)
Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)
FRIDAY, MAY 31 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $3 for open mic comedians
** $6 cover for audience
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.
*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic
*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.
*** Bring your own snacks and beverages
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 5 – 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)
FRIDAY, JUNE 7 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $3 for open mic comedians
** $6 cover for audience
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.
*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic
*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.
*** Bring your own snacks and beverages
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)
FRIDAY, JUNE 14 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $3 for open mic comedians
** $6 cover for audience
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.
*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic
*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.
*** Bring your own snacks and beverages
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)
FRIDAY, JUNE 21 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $3 for open mic comedians
** $6 cover for audience
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.
*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic
*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.
*** Bring your own snacks and beverages
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)
FRIDAY, JUNE 28 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Booked Showcase Hosted by Nancy Jo Perdue
* Partial Lineup of Featured Acts
Will Morton
Lori Weiss
Headliner: Julian Michael
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.
*** Bring your own snacks and beverages
WEDNESDAY, JULY 3 – 8 PM (Theater)"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 – CHECK BACK FOR SHOW TIME (Standup)
Fundraiser for children with cancer
* Details to come
