President Obama reported earning $1.7 million last year, which is down from $5.5 million in 2009. This year, he hopes to reduce his income by $1.69 million so he can pay higher taxes.
The Arizona Legislature wanted to pass a bill that would allow presidential candidates without birth certificates to show other documents such as proof of circumcision. They should demand that of Congress members because they're the people screwing us.
If Donald Trump is elected president, unemployment will rise. After all, he's the guy who appears on TV every week just to fire people.
Donald Trump decided not to host an Easter egg hunt this year because he doesn't want to urge children to count their chickens before they hatch.
The Donald refuses to count chickens before they hatch because they have to hatch before they can get a birth certificate.
Donald Trump doesn't believe in putting all his eggs in one basket. He believes in putting them all in that nest thingie on his head.
I don't need a watch dog. My cat looks out for me. Every time she hears a bird, she looks out the window.
Every morning, I get to hear these wonderful song birds perched in a tree outside my window. I love those birds. And, those birds love my car.
I walked past a downtown building with an outside designated smoking area adjacent to the fire exit. I figure if you don't die of smoke inhalation while trying to escape, it will get you on the way out.
My mother-in-law isn't very computer literate. She thinks Windows is something I never wash.