Wednesday, August 28, 2013

September is a silly month

September 8 is National Date Nut Bread Day.  I tried celebrating that last year and refuse to do it again.  That nut bread didn't even thank me for taking it to dinner.

September 10 is National Swap Ideas Day.  It would be nice if members of Congress celebrated that.

September 11 is National No Good News Day.  This means politicians have an excuse to say something stupid.

September 13 is National Defy Superstition Day and National Fortune Cookie Day.  I think I'll defy superstition by eating a fortune cookie.

September 20 is National Punch Day.  Line up behind me if you want to throw a couple at politicians.

September 21 is International Peace Day.  We can celebrate if we do a good job on September 20.

September 22 is Elephant Appreciation Day.  I'd rather celebrate National Punch Day.

September 23 is Dogs in Politics Day.  How quickly we forget Elephant Appreciation Day.

September 30 is National Mud Pack Day.  It was never approved by Congress.  When politicians debated it, there was a lot of mudslinging.

Speaking of mudslinging, I used to work for an environmental agency in charge of cleaning up pollutants.  The union presented a great plan to get rid of slime, but management refused to be fired.


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WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 – 8 PM & 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 7 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 – 8 PM (Sketch and Standup)
"The Sketch Comedy Show" – Directed by Chris Berube
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 – 8 PM & 9:30 pm (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 14 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 – 8 PM (Sketch and Standup)
"The Sketch Comedy Show" – Directed by Chris Berube
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 – 8 PM & 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 – 8 PM (Sketch and Standup)
"The Sketch Comedy Show" – Directed by Chris Berube
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 – 8 PM (Sketch and Standup)
"The Sketch Comedy Show" – Directed by Chris Berube
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
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WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Angel Academy" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5

MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2014 – 8 PM (Inspirational Speaking & Standup)
Private Event
Women Artists Network
Thousand Oaks, CA