Nancy Jo's Top Ten Rhetorical Questions:
10. Why are country clubs usually located in the suburbs instead of the country?
9. If number two lead pencils are the pencils of preference, why aren't they number one lead pencils?
8. A stitch in time may save nine, but nine what?
7. If bankers apply the what-goes-up-must-come-down rule to paid interest rates, why don't they do the same for early withdrawal penalty fees?
6. If a rolling stone gathers no moss, just what does it gather and where does it put it?
5. Did you realize that due to pronoun placement, rhetorical question number six actually asks where the moss puts the moss?
4. When Alfie was asked what it is all about, who decided Alfie was the expert?
3. Did Alfie ever explain what it was all about and what it was?
2. What is the real reason Tony Bennett was singing with joy when he sang about leaving his heart in San Francisco?
1. Do you realize you're never going to get back the five minutes you just spent reading these rhetorical questions?
SEE ME LIVE:
FRIDAY, JULY 12 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic/Auditions
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** Summer Special – Free admission
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.
** Bring your own snacks and beverages
SATURDAY, JULY 13 – 8 PM and 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
FRIDAY, JULY 19 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic/Auditions
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** Summer Special – Free admission
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.
** Bring your own snacks and beverages
SATURDAY, JULY 20 – 8 PM and 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
FRIDAY, JULY 26 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Booked Showcase
* Partial lineup includes:
Grace Fraga
Jones the Comedian
Alexandra Korova
Wanjiko Eke
Headliner: Brian Swinehart
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** Summer Special – Free admission
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.
** Bring your own snacks and beverages
SATURDAY, JULY 27 – 8 PM and 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
FRIDAY, AUGUST 2 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic/Auditions
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** Summer Special – Free admission
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.
** Bring your own snacks and beverages
SATURDAY, AUGUST 3 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
FRIDAY, AUGUST 9 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic/Auditions
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** Summer Special – Free admission
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.
** Bring your own snacks and beverages
SATURDAY, AUGUST 10 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
FRIDAY, AUGUST 16 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic/Auditions
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** Summer Special – Free admission
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.
** Bring your own snacks and beverages
SATURDAY, AUGUST 17 – 8:30 PM (Standup)
Fundraiser for Dream Street Foundation
Knights of Columbus Hall
224 S. Sepulveda Blvd
Manhattan Beach, CA
** Open to the public
** Ticket details to come
FRIDAY, AUGUST 23 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Booked Showcase
* Lineup to come
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** Summer Special – Free admission
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 performers. Acts need to be television clean.
** Bring your own snacks and beverages
SATURDAY, AUGUST 24 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Wonder Women" – Written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2014 – 8 PM (Inspirational Speaking & Standup)
Private Event
Women Artists Network
Thousand Oaks, CA
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