Creation Project Is Evolving

There is a Creation Museum in Kentucky. As a tourist destination, it is starting to evolve.

A new poll shows NASCAR fans are turning away from Mitt Romney and towards President Obama. I'm not surprised because NASCARs always turn left.

If presidential candidates were contestants on "Dancing with the Stars", they wouldn't be doing the tango or samba. Their popularity would be determined by a poll dance.

If presidential candidates were on "Dancing with the Stars", you wouldn't see any Texas Two-Stepping, but you would see a lot of side-stepping.

Forty people working in an Apple iPhone factory in China were injured in a labor dispute. Mitt Romney said his foreign policy would involve calling an ambulance to take the workers to the emergency room.

Officials in Zimbabwe are having a major sewage problem and asking people to flush their toilets simultaneously twice a week to clear the pipes. Their sewage would be even more backed up if they had to deal with stuff being slung by U.S. presidential candidates.

Republicans researching voter fraud discovered less than one-tenth of 1 percent of all registered voters in Colorado and Florida commit fraud. The Republicans are sad because they were counting on fraudulent voters to win in November.

Mitt Romney said Barack Obama "will weaken our economy and turn us into Greece." Well, this country could use a good John Travolta movie.

October 2 is National Name Your Car Day. I'm naming my Chevrolet Cobalt Ferrari.

In October, Charlie Brown of "Peanuts" fame will celebrate his 62nd birthday. Shroeder was booked to provide party entertainment. But he had to cancel because the arthritis in his fingers is flaring up.


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