Be in a Hollywood movie

An acquaintance from Amarillo asked me how to get in the movies in Hollywood. I said, "Buy a ticket."

I was told it's now time for me to start Spring cleaning. But personally, I think Spring needs to take responsibility for her own cleaning.

If April showers bring May flowers, what does the May flower bring? Allergies.

I plan to celebrate National Tell a Lie Day on April 4 by telling people, "I'm George Washington. I cannot tell a lie."

It's a good thing politicians aren't made of wood by an Italian toymaker. Their noses would be longer than the trail of lies they tell.

April 9 is National Name Yourself Day. I'm going to name myself Oprah because I've always wanted a friend named Gayle.

April 10 is National Golfer's Day. Most golfers I know will celebrate it to the tee.

April 14 is National Reach as High as You Can Day. I'd reach for the stars if someone loaned me a step ladder and a longer arm.

My friend asked if I had big plans for observing National Richter Scale Day on April 26. I said, "I'm not planning anything too earth shaking."

April 30 is National Hairstyle Appreciation Day. But for a comedy writer, it's every day we have Donald Trump.

SEE ME LIVE

SATURDAY, MARCH 30 – 8:30 PM (Standup & Theater)
"Yikes"- Industry Showcase
TreStage Theater (in same complex as Next Stage Theater)
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card

TUESDAY, APRIL 2 – 9:30 PM (Theater)    
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)

TUESDAY, APRIL 9 – 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)

TUESDAY, APRIL 16 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)

TUESDAY, APRIL 23 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)

SATURDAY, APRIL 27 – 5 PM (STANDUP)
Fund-raising benefit
Details to com

TUESDAY, APRIL 30 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)

TUESDAY, MAY 7 – 8 PM (Theater)    
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)