Following dreams is expensive

Yesterday, I gave up following my dream.  Since gas prices are so high, my dream and I are now carpooling.

It is hard to follow your dreams, especially if you're stuck behind them on the Hollywood freeway.

Following my dream is extremely difficult, especially since it decided to save gas money and ride the bus.

On March 8, 1983, President Ronald Reagan called the USSR an "Evil Empire".  If you think that's something, you should have heard what cemocrats called President Reagan.

March 10, 1862, the U.S. government issued paper money for the first time. In a few days, they might issue it for the last time.

Daylight Savings Time is March 10. Some people like it a lot. But night owls won't give a hoot.

Speaking of Daylight Savings Time, a stitch in time may save nine. But, it will not guarantee you won't rip your britches again.

On March 10, 1876, Alexander Graham Bell placed the world's first telephone call, to his assistant in the next room. He said, "Well, Marge, if that string tied to your tin can stretches farther than 10 feet, text me."

March 11, is the anniversary of one of the most famous storms in U.S. history – the blizzard of 1888. People described the event as chilling.

When the Grammy Award winner was involved in a traffic accident, the witness said, "It was a big hit for him."

My birthday is March 25. People told me I should be ashamed to admit my age. But I'm not, I'm proud of every single gray hair I painted auburn.

One year on my birthday, my ex-mother-in-law gave me a surprise party. The surprise was I wasn't invited.

SEE ME LIVE:

SATURDAY, MARCH 16 – 12:45 PM (Standup)
Private Show – Million Laughs
Veterans Hospital Nursing Unite
Long Beach, CA
** If you would like to hire Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event, contact Will and Yvonne Morton at will@millionlaughs.com

SUNDAY, MARCH 17 – 7 PM (Standup)
Private Show – Million Laughs
Whittier First Day
Whittier, CA
** If you would like to hire Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event, contact Will and Yvonne Morton at will@millionlaughs.com

TUESDAY, MARCH 19 – 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card

SATURDAY, MARCH 23 – 8:30 PM (Standup & Theater)
"Yikes" - Industry Showcase
The Tres Stage (in same complex as Next Stage Theater)
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card

TUESDAY, MARCH 26 – 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card

SATURDAY, MARCH 30 – 8:30 PM (Standup & Theater)
"Yikes"- Industry Showcase
The Tres Stage (in same complex as Next Stage Theater)
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card

TUESDAY, APRIL 2 – 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card

TUESDAY, APRIL 9 – 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card

TUESDAY, APRIL 16 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card

TUESDAY, APRIL 23 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card

TUESDAY, APRIL 30 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card

TUESDAY, MAY 7 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card