"Tonight Show" won't be just any night show

NBC network officials are miffed because Jay Leno has been cracking jokes about them. Someone needs to warn Jimmy Fallon that NBC stands for Now Be Careful.

Jimmy Fallon is looking forward to moving from "Late Night" to the "Tonight Show" because it undoubtedly will mean a bigger paycheck. He said now, like Leno, he'll be able to afford to buy a bunch of used cars.

When Jay Leno got the news he was being replaced by Jimmy Fallon, his friends said, "Keep your chin up, Jay." He said, "It is up."

David Letterman celebrated his birthday April 12. He said he got an early present – news he no longer has to compete for ratings with Jay Leno.

Larry King is busy promoting his new biography. He said the book includes tell-all chapters about his ex-wife, his ex-wife and his ex-wife.

On April 18, 1775, Paul Revere made his famous ride shouting "The Red Coats are coming." What is not known about that famous declaration is Paul Revere also shouted, "I'm so glad because this brown coat does very little to bring out the blue in my eyes."

It has been said that where there is a will there is a way. Chances are good that if there is a will there is also a probate.

If at first you don't succeed, blame your supervisor for not training you very well.

Little Miss Muffet sat on buffet because all the chairs were taken.

If you burn the candle at both ends, do it close to a fire extinguisher.

An Apple a day may or may not keep the doctor away, but it means less business for Bill Gates.


SEE ME LIVE

TUESDAY, APRIL 23 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)

SATURDAY, APRIL 27 – 5 PM (Standup)
Fundraiser for Kaitlyn Dobrow
Chapel of Change
6701 E. Alondra
$20 Donation
** While this is a fundraiser, the public is invited
** For details http://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/1d32/kaitlynndobrowinspireshope

SATURDAY, APRIL 27– 7 PM (Standup)
*** Private Show
Million Laughs Clean Comedy Show
Women Comedians Perform for Women in Recovery
Little House
Bellflower, CA
** If you would like to hire the Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe to perform at your next event, contact Will and/or Yvonne Morton - will@millionlaughs.com.
** For details  http://www.millionlaughs.com

TUESDAY, APRIL 30 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)

TUESDAY, MAY 7 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Happily Whatever After" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)

WEDNESDAY, MAY 8 – TIME TO BE CONFIRMED (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – written by Quentin Tarantino directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
***  If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you!  But, it's a good one!  Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)

WEDNESDAY, MAY 15 – TIME TO BE CONFIRMED (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – written by Quentin Tarantino directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
***  If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you!  But, it's a good one!  Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)

WEDNESDAY, MAY 22 – TIME TO BE CONFIRMED (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – written by Quentin Tarantino directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
***  If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you!  But, it's a good one!  Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)

WEDNESDAY, MAY 29 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – written by Quentin Tarantino directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
***  If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you!  But, it's a good one!  Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 5 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – written by Quentin Tarantino directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
***  If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you!  But, it's a good one!  Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – written by Quentin Tarantino directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
***  If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you!  But, it's a good one!  Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – written by Quentin Tarantino directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
***  If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you!  But, it's a good one!  Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – written by Quentin Tarantino directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
***  If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you!  But, it's a good one!  Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)