My cooking is so bad that neighborhood dogs had the health department close down my trash cans.
I went to the doctor last week, and he told me to change my diet. So, instead of country-fried steak, I'm now eating suburban-fried steak.
Gas prices are so high that rival gang members have to car pool to their drive-by shootings.
Gas prices are so high, I'm thinking of buying a hybrid. I found a good deal on a used one fueled by feet and a pterodactyl.
The musician made a career move to the land of California earthquakes. He never made it into the Rock 'n Roll Hall of fame, but his house did.
When the 6.5 earthquake rearranged my furniture, one thing became clear. Mother Nature doesn't practice Feng Shui.
You know you're losing your sex appeal when your hour-glass figure starts taking up 12 hours.
Middle age is when rock 'n roll starts involving chairs.
You know you're unlucky when you arrive at the station to board the midnight train to Georgia and you find out it left at noon.
You know you're unlucky when you order a happy meal and get a disgruntled meal.
I hate Sudoku for numbers of reasons – specifically one through nine.
SEE ME LIVE
WEDNESDAY, MAY 22 – 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)
FRIDAY, MAY 24 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Booked Showcase Hosted by Nancy Jo Perdue
Featuring:
L.G. RossJ Scott
Shayne Michael
Kenny Jones
Barry Weisenberg
John Randall - headliner
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.
*** Bring your own snacks and beverages
MONDAY, MAY 27 – 7 PM (Standup)
Comics on the Spot Show
The Warehouse
4499 Admiralty Way
Marina del Rey, CA
** $10 cover or two for one at $5 each
** No minimum item purchase required but amazing seafood food is available
** Valet parking
TUESDAY, MAY 28 – 7:30 PM (Standup)
Do You Think You're Funny?
Produced by Cornelius Grant, original musical director for The Temptations
Barbara Morrison Performing Arts Center
4305 Degnan Blvd #101
Los Angeles, CA
** $10
** No item minimum purchase required
** Enter through the courtyard
WEDNESDAY, MAY 29 – 9:30 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)
FRIDAY, MAY 31 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $3 for open mic comedians
** $6 cover for audience
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.
*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic
*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.
*** Bring your own snacks and beverages
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 5 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)
FRIDAY, JUNE 7 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $3 for open mic comedians
** $6 cover for audience
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.
*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic
*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.
*** Bring your own snacks and beverages
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)
FRIDAY, JUNE 14 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $3 for open mic comedians
** $6 cover for audience
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.
*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic
*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.
*** Bring your own snacks and beverages
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)
FRIDAY, JUNE 21 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $3 for open mic comedians
** $6 cover for audience
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.
*** NOTE: Comedians who attract paying audience members will get $1 per person – this is rare for an open mic
*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.
*** Bring your own snacks and beverages
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – directed by Sydne Hebert
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** If you want Sunday School dialog and fairy tale endings, this show is not for you! But, it's a good one! Then again, the script was written by Quentin Tarantino.
(Due to popularity of this show, ticket prices are now $30. However, you can get a $10 discount if you tell them you came to see Nancy Jo! Go early because seating is first come, first served. Valet parking for $3.)
FRIDAY, JUNE 28 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Booked Showcase Hosted by Nancy Jo Perdue
* Lineup of Featured Acts - Coming Soon
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
*** Arrive early as seating also is first come, first served. Valet parking $3.
*** Bring your own snacks and beverages
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 – CHECK BACK FOR SHOW TIME (Standup)
Fundraiser for child cancer patients
** Details to come
*** Bring your own snacks and beverages
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