This Halloween I wanted to be really, really scary. So, I'm going as all the members of Congress.
This Halloween I wanted to dress like Kim Kardashian, but I couldn't round up all the accessories. I didn't have any trouble with the big butt – but all the basketball players are in pre-season training.
This Halloween I've decided to dress like Kim Kardashian because the Honey Boo Boo costume doesn't fit.
People told me I need to do a lot more writing on the fly. But, I refuse to do that because the fly won't stay still.
There's a good reason fish don't eat guacamole. They don't want to be green in the gills.
Charlie Brown is celebrating his 63rd birthday this month. That means I wouldn't make pie out of the great pumpkin because by now it's probably rotten.
I hear the little red-haired girl attended Charlie Brown's birthday party. All I can say is she could have used a good dye job.
Charlie Brown hired Shroeder to provide music at the birthday party. But Shroeder couldn't make it as arthritis in his fingers was flaring up and he couldn't get health insurance because it's a pre-existing condition.
I don't care what anybody says, we're still in a recession. If you don't believe me, consult Charlie Brown's hairline.
I can't prove this, but I'm pretty sure Charlie Brown's teacher spoke English as a second language.
SEE ME LIVE
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 28 – 2:30 PM
Private Show – Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe
Hillcrest Care Center
Long Beach, CA
** If you would like to book Million Laughs for a fund-raiser or private event, contact Yvonne or Will Morton at will@millionlaughs.com
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 31 – 9 PM
The GRAWN Halloween Bash
Grawn (Gallery Row Art Walk News) Production
Diablo Billy's
114 W. 5th Street
Los Angeles, CA
** Cover Charge ($5-10)
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 4 – 1:30 PM
Private Show – Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe
Veteran's Hospital Nursing Center
Long Beach, CA
** If you would like to book Million Laughs for a fund-raiser or private event, contact Yvonne or Will Morton at will@millionlaughs.com
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 10 – 2 PM
Private Show – Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe
Veteran's Hospital
Westwood (L.A.), CA
** If you would like to book Million Laughs for a fund-raiser or private event, contact Yvonne or Will Morton at will@millionlaughs.com
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 16 – 8 PM
Best of L.A. Showcase
The Comedy Spot Comedy Club – Don the Beachcomber
16278 Pacific Coast Highway
Huntington Beach, CA
** $10 at the door - $5 in advance http://www.TheComedySpot.net/HB
** Two item minimum purchase required
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 28 – 6 PM
Private Show – Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe
Veteran's Hospital Blind Center
Long Beach, CA
** If you would like to book Million Laughs for a fund-raiser or private event, contact Yvonne or Will Morton at will@millionlaughs.com
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