Ash Wednesday is every Wednesday in my kitchen

Ash Wednesday is officially celebrated on February 13 this year. However at my house, Ash Wednesday is any Wednesday I cook dinner.

Now that we're observing Lent, I have decided to give up writing jokes about Congress unless some elected official does something stupid.

In his State of the Union speech, President Barack Obama said U.S. citizens don't expect Congress to solve all the problems or have all the answers. For example, how do solve a problem like Maria? And, how do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

This Valentine's Day I wanted to love my neighbor. But, his wife didn't like that idea.

When Irish Eyes are smiling, all the world seems bright and gay. I wonder if that means a lot of conservative Congressmen won't be celebrating St. Patrick's Day.

Speaking of St. Patrick's Day, if the luck of the Irish was all that lucky, the leprechaun wouldn't need to wait until after it rained to find pots of gold.

Last year, I learned the hard way that you can still get pinched on St. Patrick's Day if the green you're wearing happens to be spinach between your teeth.

I can see clearly now – thanks to Windex and trifocals.

As a self-employed comedy writer, I am naming my cat employee of the month because of her great paper-shuffling ability.

I can understand why they call a respiratory illness a cold because having it definitely is not cool.

SEE ME LIVE

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 13 – 8 PM (Theater)
"The Angel Academy" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 16 – 7 PM (Standup)
Private Show – Million Laughs
Redgate Memorial Recovery Center
Long Beach, CA
** If you would like to hire Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event, contact Will and Yvonne Morton at will@millionlaughs.com

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17 – 6 PM (Standup)
Unurban Coffee Shop
3301 Pico Blvd
Santa Monica, CA
** No cover
** No item minimum purchase required but food and beverages are available

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 20 – 8 PM (Theater)
"The Angel Academy" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card


SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 23 – 2 PM (Standup)
Private Show – Million Laughs
Metropolitan State Hospital Prison Unit
Norwalk, CA
** If you would like to hire Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event, contact Will and Yvonne Morton at will@millionlaughs.com

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27 – 8 PM (Theater)
"The Angel Academy" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6 – 8 PM (Theater)
The Angel Academy" – written and directed by Chris Berube
Next Stage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card

SATURDAY, MARCH 16 – 12:45 PM (Standup)
Private Show – Million Laughs
Veterans Hospital Nursing Unite
Long Beach, CA
** If you would like to hire Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event, contact Will and Yvonne Morton at will@millionlaughs.com

SUNDAY, MARCH 17 – 7 PM (Standup)
Private Show – Million Laughs
Whittier First Day
Whittier, CA
** If you would like to hire Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event, contact Will and Yvonne Morton at will@millionlaughs.com