Moving to a new apartment is a pain in the neck. After moving all those heavy boxes, I know moving also is a pain in the arms, a pain in the lower back and a pain in the thighs.
I hate it when you just move and you're still unpacking so you can find everything but what you need. I've spent the past three days looking for dishes, makeup and my sanity.
All my friends volunteered to help me move. I felt so special. But on moving day, the only ones who came through were my imaginary friends.
I'm angry with my imaginary friends right now. After they helped me move, they insisted I pay them. So now I have an imaginary bank account.
Moving can be a very colorful experience. In my case, running into walls and dropping heavy stuff led to black and blue limbs with some red tossed in. My language was even more colorful.
I thought about renting a moving van. But when I got to the rental facility, the manager said, "Van quit last week."
The manager said Van was replaced by Rick Shaw. But Rick Shaw was busy at that moment moving other clients around China Town.
Parting really is such sweet sorrow. In my case, I'm feeling sorrow that I didn't part sooner from my ex-husband.
During the divorce, my husband said he wanted to be the house keeper. That should be interesting since he's a major slob.
I don't know why I expected my marriage to work. My ex-husband never did.
SEE ME LIVE:
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – All female version of Quentin Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs"
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
FRIDAY, JUNE 14 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic/Auditions
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** Summer Special – Free admission
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.
** Bring your own snacks and beverages
SATURDAY, JUNE 15 – 2 PM (Standup)
Million Laughs Clean Comedy
Private Show – Metropolitan State Hospital Prison Unit
Norwalk, CA
** If you would like to book Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event or fundraiser, contact Will and Yvonne Morton: will@millionlaughs.com
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – All female version of Quentin Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs"
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
FRIDAY, JUNE 21 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic/Auditions
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** Summer Special – Free admission
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.
** Bring your own snacks and beverages
SATURDAY, JUNE 22 – 2 PM (Standup)
Million Laughs Clean Comedy
Private Show – California Veterans Home
Los Angeles, CA
** If you would like to book Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event or fundraiser, contact Will and Yvonne Morton: will@millionlaughs.com
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – All female version of Quentin Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs"
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
FRIDAY, JUNE 28 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Booked Showcase Hosted by Nancy Jo Perdue
* Line of Featured Acts
Will Morton
Chloe McGovern
Rose Hienz
Robert Murray
Lori Weiss
Headliner: Julian Michael
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** Summer Special – Free Admission
** Valet parking $3-5
** Bring your own snacks and beverages
SATURDAY, JUNE 29 – 6:30 PM (Standup)
Million Laughs Clean Comedy
Private Show – Joseph Recovery House
Santa Ana, CA
** If you would like to book Million Laughs Clean Comedy Troupe for your next event or fundraiser, contact Will and Yvonne Morton: will@millionlaughs.com
WEDNESDAY, JULY 3 – 8 PM (Theater)
"Reservoir Bitches" – All female version of Quentin Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs"
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** $20 cash only – tell them you came to see Nancy Jo
** Agents get in free by showing industry card
** Valet parking for $3-5
FRIDAY, JULY 5 – 11 PM (Standup)
Nancy Jo's Jokebox Fridays
Open Mic/Auditions
TreStage Theater
1523 N La Brea
Hollywood, CA
** Summer Special – Free admission
** Sign up at 10. Limited to first 10-20 comedians. Acts need to be television clean.
** Bring your own snacks and beverages
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 – CHECK BACK FOR SHOW TIME (Standup)
Fundraiser for children with cancer
* Details to come
MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2014 – 8 PM (Inspirational Speaking & Standup)
Private Event
Women Artists Network
Thousand Oaks, CA
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